Your Day

The Batlord · 04-25-2012, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by flyingpig437

thanks. I'm from oop north as someone else has said. I know my posts are a bit garbled but that's 'cause my brains a bit garbled and i can't be arsed trying to ungarble them.

A/w following on from the guy i posted about earlier...i woke up this morning went to the toilet that we all have to share who live in the bedsits in this house and found a cop stood in the hallway looking a bit lost. He asked me which room i was in and after resisting the temptation to say well the one i've just come out of you thick twat i said flat 6! The guy across the landing has been the sourse of some trouble over the past day or so but i was surprised the cops got involved 'cause all that's happend is somone's smashed a window in the front door.

Also today has been somewhat momentos! I've finally got over my 4 yrs. Long obsession with helen by realising i've fallen for somone else! I'd met her on 2 seperate occaisons...once when i was drunk and offered to **** her for all the loose change i had in my pocket about £2.50 and once when she was in a heroin induced coma slumped against a signpost when i tried to reviver her, calling her sue...cause she had sue tatooed on her hand (she's actually called cheryl) while one of these civilian warden type people stood by telling me that he'd rung the cops and they'd said they weren't going to come, presumably 'cause they'd got fed up of having to do it, and the ambulance people were likewise refusing to come although that civil warden guy or w/e he is said he'd try them again and then tonight i met her again and we walked into town togheter. I told her i was sorry i'd offered to **** her for £2.50 when i'd first met her...she's on the game btw and had approached me to 'do buisness' and then i told her i'd found her slumped against a signpost a few days later to which she said she had epilepsy which is obvioulsy a lie then i said i was just glad to see her alive and well 'cause i was worried about her. Then we shook hands and introduced ourselves and she invited me to a party and told me she wanted my # which i didn't give her although now i wish i had, and i bought her some chips and kebab meat then she told me she wanted to know which pub i was going to to watch the match in so she come and give me a fiver after she'd ****ed a few punters, she didn't actually use those words or anything like it but that's what she meant, so i told her the pub then we hugged and i left her in the kebab shop.
N.b-the pub i thought would have the match on didn't so i had to go to another so i don't know if she went to it or not...i thought about just going back and waiting but i've not fallen for her so much that i'd walk out of a barca chelsea champions league semi-final plus she's a junky whore who's inetvably going to be massively unreliable.

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Originally Posted by unchained ballad

you're a genius.

Seconded.

anticipation · 04-25-2012, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

They do. Splashing waters on the buggers wouldn't do ****!

Key · 04-25-2012, 01:44 PM

Much too tired to go out and look for work, so i'm sitting at home and applying to places via Craigslist and Yahoo Jobs to possibly have an opportunity to find SOMETHING.

Flyingpig437 · 04-25-2012, 05:08 PM

Went to CEX today and finally got served by the bird I'm very sweet on so she had to help me and stand with me while I played around with a HTC Desire HD. I couldn't really allow myself to be distracted and chat to her too much 'cause I was genuinely trying to make a £200 decicion but I did find out A-she hates workinng there, which surprised me 'cause it's quite a cool place to work and she gets to play with all the gadgets and devices etc B-she's into collecting antiquated computers and is going to Oxford this weekend to a convention about them or something and C-All her friends are 'thick'. I think this is because she wrote a computer programme that produced a circle that spun round but because it was a perfect circle you couldn't actually tell it was spinning round...something like that a/w. I think she could tell I was sweet on her too. I’m not sure if I’d go as far as describing her as exquisite but she’s pretty damn close.

Also today I got my job seekers allowance and have spent exactly £2.29. £1.70 on 2 loafs of bread and 0.59p on a cup of tea. I sent my pal a text asking him how many other people who got their dole today he thought had spent that little and he said ‘very very few I’m sure’. I also, on a slightly related n.b told the guy down stairs who's on the higher rate of benefit 'cause he, very conveniently, has 'got epilepsy' that he could go and see the big match on Monday for 60p if he just bought a pint of cordial but he didn't need my advice 'cause he'd already decided he was going to 'get wankered'. I bet he doesn't tell the Govt. Dr's who have to adjuge his fitness for work that!!! ****! Saying that though he did offer to let me use his electric heater next winter. Oh yeah and he also said he'd heard me talking to that cop on the landing yesterday morning and that if he'd, the cop, had asked him about the smashed window n **** he'd have smashed the cop's face in! Doing that just wouldn't have occured to me.

PoorOldPo · 04-25-2012, 06:01 PM

Well that was a **** day.

jibber · 04-26-2012, 01:34 AM

I just popped in this thread to say hi and see if there's any other "old" people still hanging around. So hello.

Howard the Duck · 04-26-2012, 01:52 AM

feeling reeaaaaallllyyyyyy weird today

had a panic attack just now

then my body felt limp

then had a severe attack of vertigo

seems to be settling now, though

Astronomer · 04-26-2012, 02:18 AM

Another day full of crazy 5 year olds. Woo!

steve0211 · 04-26-2012, 07:15 AM

only one more day until my spouse returns home!

i am debating on whether to make myself awake and decent, and meet them at the airport at 6 in the morning when the plane arrives. any thoughts??

hip hop bunny hop · 04-26-2012, 02:40 PM

^^^ show them you care, get out of control drunk, and let them find you passed out in a mound of empty beer cans and fast food wrappers.

Anyways, as I just spammed the shoutbox, today a stripper asked:

-for my digits
-when I could go out for drinks

...and, when I was being noncommittal, she said she'd buy, so as to make me easy,

This occurred at the library (of all ****ing places), which isn't as cool as it occurring at a tittybar, but, still, I am now the proud owner a one way ticket to STD town.

04-25-2012, 05:08 PM	#18694 (permalink)
Flyingpig437 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 534	Went to CEX today and finally got served by the bird I'm very sweet on so she had to help me and stand with me while I played around with a HTC Desire HD. I couldn't really allow myself to be distracted and chat to her too much 'cause I was genuinely trying to make a £200 decicion but I did find out A-she hates workinng there, which surprised me 'cause it's quite a cool place to work and she gets to play with all the gadgets and devices etc B-she's into collecting antiquated computers and is going to Oxford this weekend to a convention about them or something and C-All her friends are 'thick'. I think this is because she wrote a computer programme that produced a circle that spun round but because it was a perfect circle you couldn't actually tell it was spinning round...something like that a/w. I think she could tell I was sweet on her too. I’m not sure if I’d go as far as describing her as exquisite but she’s pretty damn close. Also today I got my job seekers allowance and have spent exactly £2.29. £1.70 on 2 loafs of bread and 0.59p on a cup of tea. I sent my pal a text asking him how many other people who got their dole today he thought had spent that little and he said ‘very very few I’m sure’. I also, on a slightly related n.b told the guy down stairs who's on the higher rate of benefit 'cause he, very conveniently, has 'got epilepsy' that he could go and see the big match on Monday for 60p if he just bought a pint of cordial but he didn't need my advice 'cause he'd already decided he was going to 'get wankered'. I bet he doesn't tell the Govt. Dr's who have to adjuge his fitness for work that!!! ***! Saying that though he did offer to let me use his electric heater next winter. Oh yeah and he also said he'd heard me talking to that cop on the landing yesterday morning and that if he'd, the cop, had asked him* about the smashed window n **** he'd have smashed the cop's face in! Doing that just wouldn't have occured to me. __________________ Proper music for proper people!!! Last edited by Flyingpig437; 04-25-2012 at 05:47 PM.

04-25-2012, 06:01 PM	#18695 (permalink)
PoorOldPo Blue Pill Oww Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Luimneach, Eire Posts: 1,107	Well that was a **** day. __________________ https://www.instagram.com/hennas.lullaby/

04-26-2012, 01:34 AM	#18696 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	I just popped in this thread to say hi and see if there's any other "old" people still hanging around. So hello. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

04-26-2012, 02:18 AM	#18698 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	Another day full of crazy 5 year olds. Woo! __________________

04-26-2012, 07:15 AM	#18699 (permalink)
steve0211 Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Düsseldorf and Detroit Posts: 84	thoughts and a question? only one more day until my spouse returns home! i am debating on whether to make myself awake and decent, and meet them at the airport at 6 in the morning when the plane arrives. any thoughts??

04-25-2012, 01:44 PM	#18693 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Much too tired to go out and look for work, so i'm sitting at home and applying to places via Craigslist and Yahoo Jobs to possibly have an opportunity to find SOMETHING.

04-26-2012, 02:40 PM	#18700 (permalink)
hip hop bunny hop Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,381	^^^ show them you care, get out of control drunk, and let them find you passed out in a mound of empty beer cans and fast food wrappers. Anyways, as I just spammed the shoutbox, today a stripper asked: -for my digits -when I could go out for drinks ...and, when I was being noncommittal, she said she'd buy, so as to make me easy, This occurred at the library (of all ****ing places), which isn't as cool as it occurring at a tittybar, but, still, I am now the proud owner a one way ticket to STD town. __________________ Have mercy on the poor.