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02-23-2012, 07:09 PM
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The Music Guru.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Beyond the Wall
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 It's seriously the first thing that popped into my mind when you said "field, spinning around, arms out, sun shining down on them"
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02-23-2012, 07:14 PM
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shake it for me:)
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Nor Cal bxtch,California (:
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loving today's weather its like 75 degrees out in February awesome (:
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02-23-2012, 07:51 PM
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Quiet Man in the Corner
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Pocono Mountains
Posts: 2,480
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Went on to Facebook and got a message from my old crush that said she's dreamt about me every night for the last two weeks. I don't hear from her for months so stopped trying to talk to her. Then this. She's so weird.
I bought in to the fragrance community's hype about A*Men's new flanker Pure Havane, and decided to buy a decant. I don't like it. I'm so shocked. Never again will I fall for it. Handed in my product design project. Hopefully the next one will go smoother. I've managed to cut myself while doing the last two. Maybe I'll outdo myself on the next one and lose a finger.
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02-23-2012, 07:55 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Feb 2008
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02-23-2012, 08:05 PM
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Ba and Be.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: This Is England
Posts: 17,331
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A guy at work serving a female customer was clearing up her table yesterday and she turned around and said to him:
(read no further if easily offended) "I would love to have your balls in my ass" Epic. What a chat up line. That is all.
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“A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”
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02-23-2012, 08:11 PM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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02-23-2012, 09:22 PM
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Registered Jimmy Rustler
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: USA
Posts: 5,360
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Well Im going to ask the obvious question here...Did he put her balls in or around her ass?
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02-23-2012, 10:27 PM
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Killed Laura Palmer
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Ashland, KY
Posts: 1,679
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Welp. Great grandmother relapsed with cancer. She was treated for it about 15 years ago, and had been good so far. She's never smoked in her life, seldom ever drank (wine once a year is pushing it, in her opinion), and always maintains a balanced diet.
She's 87. Still takes care of herself. Retired fairly recently. Still volunteers every week. This sucks. She's going to be treated with radiation and light chemo, as the doctor didn't advise her to pursue surgery... This is heartbreaking. The prognosis is not exactly good.
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