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02-17-2012, 04:30 AM | #18201 (permalink) |
Killed Laura Palmer
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Put in mo' job applications. Nowhere is hiring, but I'm going to remain optimistic. Gotta pay for Bonnaroo tix somehow.
Went to see my buddies do stand-up. Smoked up. Today, we're heading to Huntington for the TNA Impact live event. Seeking my Victoria/Tara autograph, chatting with Jeremy Borash again, and holding up a sign that says "Meth Hardy" for Hardy's match. In poor taste? Yes. But that dickhole is such a waste of talent.
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02-17-2012, 09:33 AM | #18202 (permalink) | |
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We got laid off when the company that was employing us realized that they made an overzealous attempt to retaliate against robbery. Sons of bitches got robbed a month later. That's what they get for laying me off
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02-17-2012, 09:03 PM | #18203 (permalink) |
Stoned and Jammin' Out
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Had my interview at the gas station today. Seemed to go well. I've worked for a gas station before for over two years, so they liked that. She let me know she had a few other people interviewing for the spot. And it's only going to be part-time, Saturday and Sunday. About 10-16 hours a week, but could probably pick up hours.
Then I had to fill out a 200 question personality exam. I hate filling these things out. Almost every place utilizes them. Weirdest, stupidest questions, like: If you find out a coworker is doing illegal drugs, will you inform the boss? Do you do cocaine? Are you reading these questions? Do you think smoking marijuana outside of work is acceptable? Have you ever lied about anything, even as a child? Have you ever stolen anything, even as a child? Have you shoplifted in the past month? Are you going to quit if something better comes along? Would people say you are honest? Etc. etc. 200 questions, some of them repeats, worded differently to check to see if you answer differently. Lots of trick questions. What business is it of mine what other people do, or what other people think about me? I could go on and rant about these things. And to top it all off, it warns at the beginning that if the computer thinks you're "polishing the apple" it will disqualify you. So if you fill it out and you're perfect and wholesome you won't get the job. |
02-17-2012, 09:10 PM | #18204 (permalink) | |
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I hope you answered this with, "What could possibly be better than working 10-16 hours a week at a gas station?" |
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02-17-2012, 10:21 PM | #18206 (permalink) |
Killed Laura Palmer
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Karma is for real.
Got into the TNA Impact Wrestling Event for free; some woman had extra tickets she'd won in a radio contest and just gave them to us. We didn't get in until intermission, though, but that was for the last two matches: Garrett Bischoff v.Gunner w/ Ric Flair James Storm v. Bubba Ray which became James Storm & Jeff Hardy v. Robert Roode & Bubba Ray. Well, things got a little heated. I started a "You suck!" chant for poor Garrett Bischoff...who's supposed to be a face...and it really carried. Everyone joined in. Poor guy. Then again, if the most impressive move you do in a match is a ****ING HIP TOSS and you BOTCH A ****ING DROPKICK then the chant isn't nice, but certainly isn't undeserved either. I lost my **** when I saw Ric Flair. It was one of the weirdest, most surreal moments in my life. I knew I was going to see him, but that didn't prepare me for seeing the man I'd seen on television growing up, one of my heroes, just ten feet away from me. I also nearly lost my voice...although that would have been better than what my voice would be used for later. I got really caught up in the Hardy/Roode/Storm/Bubba Ray match, and was offended at how bad Bubba Ray is looking. I was rooting for Robert Roode...er, I guess Bobby Roode now...because he's fantastic and I adore him...and then the Hardy love started. It was deafening. My friends jokingly began a "Meth Hardy" chant, getting a cheap jab in to support our heel wrestler, but it was drowned out by the crowd's love for him. A friend of mine was sitting near me and leaned over and asked why we were calling him Meth Hardy. Over the crowd, I had to scream to explain, "He smoked a lot of meth and ruined his career." Of course when I said that would be the exact ****ing moment the crowd got silent. So I essentially screamed, not 15 feet from the ring, an explanation about Hardy's methamphetamine addiction and what that did to his career. I looked up, and he was looking right at me. He heard. I lost my BlackBerry right after that. I have no idea where it went, and am going to call the venue tomorrow. I scoured the floors, climbed bleachers, and did everything I could to find it, but to no avail. I was standing on the bleachers when I looked up into the ring, I the lone person still in the bleachers, Jeff Hardy in the ring taking pictures with fans, and he was looking right at me. I looked behind me to see if he could be looking elsewhere, but I was the only one there. He turned around to take the picture then turned back to me. His face was completely unreadable and blank, but I knew somehow that his attention wasn't turned to me because I'd been looking for something...he knew that I was the one who said the thing about the meth. So, long story short, I lost my BlackBerry, and Jeff Hardy is very upset with me, I'd imagine. He didn't look thrilled. As an aside, I had to ask all of TNA's security, even EARL FREAKING HEBNER!!! if they'd seen my phone. The latter informed me that if it was a BlackBerry, it was definitely stolen, and I needed to call and cancel it immediately. OH! I almost forgot! Amidst all of the ****tiness, I got to see Gail Kim, and she's absolutely lovely.
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02-17-2012, 10:36 PM | #18207 (permalink) | ||
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My day was great. I had today off from school, so I had a chance to finish a few newspaper articles and write a bit more of my latest short story. After the writing bout, I went to audition for a coffee house regular performer. This is one of around ten that I've auditioned for (this is Southern California, so there's two or more coffee houses on every block) and it's the first of seven that audition their regular performers. Whenever I decide to go along with these auditions, I do a (drunken) rendition of Jandek's ten minute--but when I do it, it clocks at around 14 minutes, for I tend to elaborate on the guitar passages in the tune--piece called Only Lover (look to end of post for the song). Surprisingly, this is the first place that has accepted my "application" of sorts and I'm on for about 4 hours weekly, (very) late night Saturdays and early Wednesdays and Tuesdays. I'm quite ecstatic over the whole ordeal, and have already wrote a few tunes that I shall intersperse along with the many strange covers that I shall be revealing to the audience and/or employees of the coffee shop. Quote:
Look at the bright side of things if the negatives truly upset you! You got to go to a fight you were looking forward to, you (and your friends) started a chant, and you've met a person who you like. Objectively--when the sh!ttiness is not factored in--this looks like a brilliantly fantastic day.
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02-17-2012, 11:06 PM | #18208 (permalink) | |
Killed Laura Palmer
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I certainly got hit on my every goddamned TNA security guard who I asked to help find my phone. It was a very interesting evening in any event. I'm hoping my phone was picked up and placed in the lost and found. I've called it and it's still ringing and not turned off, so no one's put their sim in it...yet. Holding out hope. I still feel that it was karmic retribution for having turned on a very talented wrestler who fell on hard times, but is allegedly clean as of late.
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02-17-2012, 11:22 PM | #18209 (permalink) | |
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02-18-2012, 04:30 AM | #18210 (permalink) | |
Stoned and Jammin' Out
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"No, I am loyal to this company before I get hired, and I expect you'll love me forever and ever and promote me to management immediately" |
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