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Old 12-17-2011, 11:43 AM   #17661 (permalink)
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Went christmas shopping with my dad. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh, and this may be a sign of my immaturity. But when everyone was debating Salami's sexuality then I scrolled down and saw him say "I'ma big fan of potholing". I had a fit.
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Old 12-17-2011, 11:46 AM   #17662 (permalink)
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Went christmas shopping with my dad. NEVER AGAIN.
Really? My dad is great for Christmas shopping. He'll always buy the very first thing I try on. Doesn't give a Dundee shit about whether it fits or not. So 'll always be home well early!
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Oh, and this may be a sign of my immaturity. But when everyone was debating Salami's sexuality then I scrolled down and saw him say "I'ma big fan of potholing". I had a fit.
I didn't realise! I'll leave it up there so other people can have a good laugh.
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Old 12-17-2011, 11:52 AM   #17663 (permalink)
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Really? My dad is great for Christmas shopping. He'll always buy the very first thing I try on. Doesn't give a Dundee shit about whether it fits or not. So 'll always be home well early!

I didn't realise! I'll leave it up there so other people can have a good laugh.
My dad always rushes me and is so moany. Brings out the worst in him. It's so stressful!
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Old 12-17-2011, 11:53 AM   #17664 (permalink)
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My dad always rushes me and is so moany. Brings out the worst in him. It's so stressful!
He just wants to get home, I'll bet. My dad will always tell me to do this quickly so we can head off to the pub and arrive back home in time without mum noticing!
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Old 12-17-2011, 12:39 PM   #17665 (permalink)
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I can't remember where I said that, but it's true. It was two years ago, and I was terrified that her dad might walk in, so that ruined the experience for me.
Oh THAT story. You said that indeed, but in that case I wouldn't like it either .
It was just too early I guess.
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Old 12-17-2011, 03:32 PM   #17666 (permalink)
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Oh THAT story. You said that indeed, but in that case I wouldn't like it either .
It was just too early I guess.
It was two years ago. I wasn't old enough for it, really.

Most kids talk as if they do it all the time and know all about it, but I felt more guilt and embarrassment than pleasure.
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