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Old 10-29-2011, 06:21 PM   #17241 (permalink)
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I survived a birthday party that I hosted for 12 elementary school children plus a surprise addition of 3 of their siblings and 1 cousin who I didn't expect would attend.

Most memorable moments:

Children like sharks in a feeding frenzy as they scrambled for candy under a pull-string piñata.

Drops of blood on the bathroom floor and a toilet bowl smeared with blood on one side! A child had a nose bleed and I made sure he had tissues and knew to squeeze his nose and put back his head. I then escorted him to the bathroom so he could wash the blood off his hands. He said he was okay and needed to use the restroom, so I left him alone and assumed he'd be okay. Never assume anything with kids. :/
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Old 10-29-2011, 09:44 PM   #17242 (permalink)
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yo, vegan. Don't put someones head back when they be nose bleedin' bro.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 10-29-2011, 09:59 PM   #17243 (permalink)
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yo, vegan. Don't put someones head back when they be nose bleedin' bro.
Thank you, K! I didn't realize that when someone has a nosebleed, putting the head back is the wrong thing to do. (Luckily, the child wasn't doing what I suggested! )

I just read why:

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REALLY? - Tilt your head back to treat a nosebleed. - NYTimes.com

Medical experts say that what most people know about nosebleeds is wrong. Tilting the head back, a technique widely considered proper first aid, can create complications by allowing blood into the esophagus. It risks choking, and it can cause blood to travel to the stomach, possibly leading to irritation and vomiting.

The American Academy of Family Physicians says the best treatment is to sit down, lean forward and keep your head above your heart, which lessens the bleeding. Leaning forward also helps drain the blood from the nose and keeps it from the esophagus.

A report in the British journal BMJ says you can stop the bleeding by using your thumb and index finger to squeeze the soft tissue just below the bridge of your nose for 5 to 10 minutes. A cold compress or ice pack placed across the bridge of the nose can also help

THE BOTTOM LINE

Never treat a nosebleed by leaning your head back.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Old 10-29-2011, 10:12 PM   #17244 (permalink)
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haha I didn't think you'd actually done it, I assumed it was slight head tilt-age to avoid blood on carpets and such haha but yeah you shouldn't do that. I'm a first aider and in actual fact I didn't even click on and I'm "whiteboi wasted" tonight.


edit: I must be better at my job than first anticipated.
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Old 10-30-2011, 04:09 AM   #17245 (permalink)
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just woke up

and it's 5pm here
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Old 10-30-2011, 07:35 AM   #17246 (permalink)
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and it's 5pm here
Ah, so it's a 12 hour time difference between there and here. I find that fascinating for some reason.
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Old 10-30-2011, 09:36 AM   #17247 (permalink)
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i will spend my day on an airplane.....fly to Chicago and then Orlando.....thank satan for Xanax and ipods
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Old 10-30-2011, 09:42 AM   #17248 (permalink)
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Last day of half term, and I get the feeling I'm going to spend the whole thing procrastinating over homework I should have done at any other point in the week. Don't you just love the feeling when you realise you've got a bunch of homework to do that you'd forgotten about when you decided to leave the rest of it to the last day?
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Old 10-30-2011, 05:10 PM   #17249 (permalink)
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Sitting at midway (Chicago).....seriously why don't airports have a box for smokers!?.....on top of that 7 bucks for a Sam Adams!
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Old 10-30-2011, 05:38 PM   #17250 (permalink)
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I had two strange dreams last night:

The first one: I argued with someone about Michael Jackson while I was wearing a bunny suit. The other person kept claiming that Jackson was the first musician to experiment in the combination of music and video, and I proved him wrong by saying Beefheart was one of the first (if not the first) to do so. I later went on to mess around on some strange piano-like instrument.

The second: I met the Dalai Lama and then proceeded to smoke a joint with Sun Ra... which is strange because Sun Ra was disgusted by drugs and prohibited any of his musicians from taking them.

Oh, and I have finally given up recommending music to my younger brother (I finally realized this today)... It's kind of pointless when you're dealing with someone who thinks that all jazz music sounds like elevator music and that The Velvet Underground was a rip off of The Beatles.
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