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10-29-2011, 06:21 PM | #17241 (permalink) | |
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I survived a birthday party that I hosted for 12 elementary school children plus a surprise addition of 3 of their siblings and 1 cousin who I didn't expect would attend.
Most memorable moments: Children like sharks in a feeding frenzy as they scrambled for candy under a pull-string piñata. Drops of blood on the bathroom floor and a toilet bowl smeared with blood on one side! A child had a nose bleed and I made sure he had tissues and knew to squeeze his nose and put back his head. I then escorted him to the bathroom so he could wash the blood off his hands. He said he was okay and needed to use the restroom, so I left him alone and assumed he'd be okay. Never assume anything with kids. :/
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10-29-2011, 09:44 PM | #17242 (permalink) | |
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yo, vegan. Don't put someones head back when they be nose bleedin' bro.
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10-29-2011, 10:12 PM | #17244 (permalink) | |
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haha I didn't think you'd actually done it, I assumed it was slight head tilt-age to avoid blood on carpets and such haha but yeah you shouldn't do that. I'm a first aider and in actual fact I didn't even click on and I'm "whiteboi wasted" tonight.
edit: I must be better at my job than first anticipated.
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10-30-2011, 09:42 AM | #17248 (permalink) |
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Last day of half term, and I get the feeling I'm going to spend the whole thing procrastinating over homework I should have done at any other point in the week. Don't you just love the feeling when you realise you've got a bunch of homework to do that you'd forgotten about when you decided to leave the rest of it to the last day?
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10-30-2011, 05:38 PM | #17250 (permalink) |
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I had two strange dreams last night:
The first one: I argued with someone about Michael Jackson while I was wearing a bunny suit. The other person kept claiming that Jackson was the first musician to experiment in the combination of music and video, and I proved him wrong by saying Beefheart was one of the first (if not the first) to do so. I later went on to mess around on some strange piano-like instrument. The second: I met the Dalai Lama and then proceeded to smoke a joint with Sun Ra... which is strange because Sun Ra was disgusted by drugs and prohibited any of his musicians from taking them. Oh, and I have finally given up recommending music to my younger brother (I finally realized this today)... It's kind of pointless when you're dealing with someone who thinks that all jazz music sounds like elevator music and that The Velvet Underground was a rip off of The Beatles. |