chilling after a wild night last night.

learn to do more squats.

Stoned, all I can contemplate thinking about is building my stairs into to a chute so it's faster. And fun.

All you need is a cardboard box flattened out and you are golden.

spent half the day at another branch of the firm virtually doing nothing

now couldn't really be arsed to do anything either

It's not the same. Then you have to climb actual stairs too instead of the challenge of climbing up a chute.

I have a job interview tomorrow. I've never had one before. I'm ****ting myself. I've always just walked into jobs beforehand. I'm mostly scared if they ask me things like "why should you get this job above everyone else?" what the **** am I supposed to say to that without looking like a ball headed ****?! :(

HATING LYF.

what i used to do is to get a thin mattress about my height, stretch it with my body and sorta ride down the stairs with it

you'll do fine

what's the tradition there?

in US the father of the bride traditionally pays.

some countries, the groom pays the parents for the girl and for the wedding.

how about there?

i pay for everything