Your Day

Nosferatu Man · 07-30-2011, 06:30 PM

Yeh I'd just ignore it, tell her you've no time to dwell on the past.

Dayvan Cowboy · 07-31-2011, 10:52 AM

It's 30 C today

me, a natural ginger has to stay inside all day. NICE WEATHER HATES ME. So, I guess that means a day of videogaming and corrupting files I don't want anymore in a hex editor.

~~Dirty~~ · 07-31-2011, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by chipper

i was hitting on a girl and it was going good... i asked for her name and i gave her mine... then she called her dog - Chipper.

this is not the first time I have shared my name animals. fu** it.

That really sucks, change your name bro

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Originally Posted by oojay

I don't get women. My ex-wife and I get a divorce. Now she texts and calls me more than she did when we were married. She texts me in the middle of the night and asks "Do you still love me?" "You promised that you would love me no matter what." What the f*ck kind of response am I expected to give? Jesus.

Urban's right. I've done this before to girls and I've had it done to me. It's probably on a subconscious level but it really boils down to a power thing. Don't let her fuck with you like that, she's gonna bring you down and make you feel bad. Tell her to fuck off or ask her why she's doing stuff like that.

I'm regretting a choice I made last night. I rode with my room mate to a club and he was drunker than I thought. I shoulda axed that idea, luckily nothing bad happened. It was awesome the club though, albeit expensive as hell. I hooked up with his female friend, the same girl my brother messed around with a few weeks ago. She has a thing for us I guess, she was all over me. Unfortunately she sobered up and kept going from making out heavily with me one second to saying "omg this is wrong i shouldnt do this, i feel slutty" the next second. Then repeating that cycle every 5 minutes. I tried to make wings at 4am and somehow the cord to the fan got stuck in the oven and I caught it on fire and melted it. I still ate the wings, so if I die today you all will know why.

Queen Boo · 07-31-2011, 12:41 PM

Is it weird that I like my dog more than any of my friends?
My dog never bitches to me about it's problems, never borrows money from me, never makes me listen to Dashboard Confessional, and provides me with more mental stimulation than most of the teenage residents of Bumfuck.
My friends never shit on my floor but my dog never shits on my soul.

~~Dirty~~ · 08-01-2011, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by oojay

I had an interview at Walmart this morning. I got offered a part time job at $7.50/hr. Kind of a slap in the face, but a job is a job.

Retail store cashiers represent, represent!

Nosferatu Man · 08-01-2011, 01:20 AM

Been there done that, everybody should at some stage!

Howard the Duck · 08-01-2011, 03:48 AM

met up with an old ex-classmate

lotsa catching-up

still surprised I'm a pervert

FETCHER. · 08-01-2011, 06:23 AM

I fell when I was drunk on Saturday night. My knees pretty ****ed up. It's soooo sore

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~~Dirty~~ · 08-01-2011, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

met up with an old ex-classmate

lotsa catching-up

still surprised I'm a pervert

Well he was probably a little shocked to see you drop your silverware 6 times within 30 minutes so you could lean down and look up the school girls skirt next to you. Any man would go once, 6 is excess.

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Originally Posted by Aurora

I fell when I was drunk on Saturday night. My knees pretty ****ed up. It's soooo sore

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Drunk injuries are the worst, that's bad to hear. Is it like on the outside like an abrasion or bruise or on the inside like a strain on a muscle or ligament? My worst drunk injury wasn't so bad. First night I drank gin. Drank it straight, far too much of it. Was at a party, about to pass out after puking. Kid told me to use his room and I could sleep. 10 minutes later he storms in with a girl, makes me leave, and accidentally slammed the door on my hand. He thought the door was caught on something (it was dark), so he kept slamming it as hard as he could right on my hand. Damn that hurt, my hand ballooned and swelled so bad. Still take that over a knee injury though.

NSW · 08-01-2011, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tumor

My friends never shit on my floor but my dog never shits on my soul.

The range of emotions I experienced after reading this sentence is indescribable.

I'm walkin' with you girl...

07-30-2011, 06:30 PM	#16621 (permalink)
Nosferatu Man Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264	Yeh I'd just ignore it, tell her you've no time to dwell on the past. __________________ Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night.

08-01-2011, 01:20 AM	#16626 (permalink)
Nosferatu Man Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 264	Been there done that, everybody should at some stage! __________________ Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night.

07-31-2011, 10:52 AM	#16622 (permalink)
Dayvan Cowboy Basscadet Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Antarctica Posts: 1,258	It's 30 C today me, a natural ginger has to stay inside all day. NICE WEATHER HATES ME. So, I guess that means a day of videogaming and corrupting files I don't want anymore in a hex editor.