i got a good Chinese joke

a Malaysian Chinese old couple wanted to put an ad in a mainland Chinese newspaper for marriage for their son, Ta Niu

to balance it out, they thought about putting in a flaw of their son, so they put:-

"Ta Niu Bi Jiao Lan" (Ta Niu is a bit lazy)

of course being Malaysian Chinese, they read from left to right, so the order is left to right

the next day, there was a long line in front of the house, of women

the couple asked "why is there such an overwhelming response?"

one of the girls said "your ad said "lan jiao bi niu ta"" (dick is bigger than a bull's)

China Chinese read from right to left

Hah,The ancient Chinese is written on bamboo,and they read from right to left,but now we read from left to right=)

very old joke then

back on-topic - pretty boring day for me

revisiting Johnny Cash's American Recordings IV and V cos just got I to III and resparked my interest

a bit too "Americana" for me, really, and the latter half of V really drags on and on - can't he inject some levity during his death throes, like a cover of "If There's a Hell Below (We all Gonna Go)" or something - why must death be so solemn and sombre?

Works fine with simple sentences :D

His cover of Nine Inch Nail's "Hurt" is immensely powerful on that album.

I'm guessing online video games? (oh, I'm not suppose to ask)

you can PM me how to contact him

if I put on here how I talk to him, it might get complicated

today I quzzer wuz er got high :rofl:

I spent my day in vain trying to obtain Pro Bono legal representation for my upcoming divorce :(

no problem