Woke up yesterday morning with a fever. I woke up this morning sweating my balls off. Feeling so much better.

You or your balls are?

last night sucked. wound up getting into a bar fight with some ******* who was kissing my girlfriend knowing full well I was with her and she told him I was her boyfriend. After I punched him a few times his 6 friends jumped me.
Spent the rest of the night in the ER getting stitches under my eye and dealing with her yelling at me and calling me all night asking me to come over.
**** night.

Hurts to blink.

Was she kissing him back? If so you should dump her because she's not loyal.

Oh I know she was. Basically they were making out at the bar. I'm waiting for her to turn her phone on and to meet up with her to do it face to face.

She's probably not going to turn it on.
Anyway, make sure you don't get punched again.
Good luck mate, that's really a bad day for you.

Well it was on before we talked for an hour. So I know she was on her way to the hospital so idk if it died shes still there or if it's off.

Yea I've been hit more than my fair share of times. It sucks.

Yea today/last night sucked, but I'll see what happens next.
Thanks dude.

See how you can avoid that ****. Must be possible :)

Seems you punched the wrong person.

Haha, I too would have been more bothered about my girlfriend cheating on me than about some drunk ass kissing her ;D.