dj you are welcome en mi casa anytime my friend

I weighed myself at the gym today. Down to 189 pounds. I was 200+ in January. Good to see hard work paying off, i can tell a difference in the mirror and I'm glad for once I am sticking to a workout plan.

oh yeah, I'm down to pay you a visit.

I was just bitching about the fact that you are getting lucky with that place and the jealousy was showing it's face

Well, today I accidentally violated my co-star. While restraining me for a scene, she pulled my hands behind my back instead of to my sides, and we ended up in what seemed to be a very compromising position...what with where my hands ended up.

To be fair, I had no control of the situation. She grabbed me too late, and just restrained me in the quickest way possible. But my hands were pinned behind my back against her crotch. And of course, I tried to rectify the situation by moving my hands to jerk away, but that just made matters worse because she was holding onto me.

Of course, afterwards I was all, "Dude, I'm so sorry..." but it was still kind of awkward.

I knew this story was going to be good after reading "accidentally violated my co-star" and the story did not fail me.

went to the dentist's for some extensive work

so much digging, pricking and picking I almost fainted when I exited the room

I think my dentophobia'ss coming back

you're secretly jealous of my gaudy seventies-wallpaper shoes. Everybody is.

I enjoyed reading this! And your shoes are slick! I have opted for the homegrown art work on my own shoes in the past. Its keyrucial!

why would I be jealous of them? it's an eye sore imo.

those shoes are so loud that I'm going def. too many colors in such a small space....bleh

Il Duce, I'm not real scared of the dentist or anything like that, but I just hate going. I think I go maybe once a year, and sometimes they put this foamy type of stuff in my mouth and then I can't eat for like thirty minutes afterwards. The worst though is when they put that little vacuum hose in your mouth. Know what I mean? It like dries out your mouth after they're done messing with it, it's like a little hard plastic straw or something. I hate the feeling of that thing against my teeth. Doesn't hurt but makes me cringe a little. Like nails on a chalkboard.


dj - With the complete shithole I lived in last year, I deserve the luck of getting this place. Looks like a dump from the outside but it's nie enough inside and works for me. At my old place, they took most of our security deposits for painting all the walls. Not cause we messed up the walls, just cause they wanted it to look nicer. Lol, so they took it out of our deposits, those shitheads. There is one kid who I originally said could live with me and told him about this place since I need a room mate. But I am rethinking it cause he was home-schooled and seems to lack social.... I don't know the word, but he's just not good socially. And especially with girls, his FB is the creepiest thing ever. He updates his status like 5 times a day and it's all a bunch of cheesy romantic stuff. Like "treat her right and with respect, she deserves the best." It's stuff like that everyday, so I think I'm gonna opt for a random room mate.

dayvan - your shoes look like crap, but i can't say anything. In highschool I spray painted my shoes many times so live your life girl.

yeah, random roommates are like rolling the dice. Sometimes, you get some good ones and other times you get straight up weirdos.

I have been living in a ****hole for the past five years. I can't wait to move myself. I friggin' hate slum lords.