lol I know you are joking but I feel like I need to defend myself for watching Sex and the City.

ummm the main reason I watch it is because it seems like a good way to get into the mind of women and the way that they think.

this is also my reasoning during high school when I worked at my local library. I would read Seventeen magazine, Glamour and another one that I can't think of right now.

Which happens. And there is the main difference.
I explained all the stuff you said already. You may want to re-read it :)
I do go after these girls, just not in a hurry :D.

You can tell me what you think, but please don't tell me what to do. For I won't because I know better ;).

I would never tell somewhat what to do or how to live their life. That's not my place to do or my concern really.

My hard-boiled egg exploded. :(

It's a good way to get into the mind of how some women think, and I would stress that (yes, I've seen a fair bit of it myself - my parents separated when I was 5 and I've spent most of my life living with my mum and sister). All four of them are very much stereotypes, and women tend to find it amusing often because their actions are so outrageous, but you would find that few women (at least, on this side of the Pond) are that materialistic. There is some truth in it, but separating the truth from the exaggeration can be difficult at times, unless you are actually just a woman yourself :P

(ya big woman ya)

Oh, I know that it's not a way to get into the mind of all women because blanket stereotypes like that don't fit every person. I do like how each of their four stereotypes do relate to certain women though. That's the reason that women say "Oh I know a Karen or Samantha" and they end up throwing the character names around with their group of gfs because they feel like they can identify with a lot of the things they say and decisions they make.

I've had cheesy songs stuck in my head all day man. I walked past a funeral car and I got the urge to hum "do your balls hang low"

Yes they wobble to a fro.

with a woman that is materialistic that I have the hots for, I'd rather spend some dough on a hooker

Got home around 12pm from the funeral. Finally went to sleep at 1pm. Went out at 11pm with friends. Drank a bit, talked to some loud annoying girls/women at the bar, talked to some other girls that were cute but even more annoying than the others.
Wound up walking to the diner with some friends since I hit a stop sign with my hand and a cop was right around the corner and we did not want to get pulled over once we stepped foot in our cars. They followed us a few blocks until a fight erupted outside the one bar we passed. Ate, saw some other friends, dropped the people I was with off and headed home. Now chilling before I sleep.