You know what's stupid?
I actually wanted to kick your (RezZ's) ass for talking to women like that.
But, as much as women want to be respected and as much as I agree with that, I get the feeling that even women would think of me as freaky if I defended them against kitchen jokes.
So let's not.

Mate, I'm totally in the kitchen. I'm all set up for life in here.

I had no idea you were a feminist and yeah he was totally joking because stereotypes were mentioned earlier

What are you cooking at the moment? If it's haggis , I will pass on that one.

You should just cut off your balls and be done with it, pal.
;)

Sorry for the outburst, I was only angry because they stopped making my sandwich.

:laughing:

Haha, that's the first time I hear that you know.
I dunno, I never thought women were bitches. I sort of hate the fact that man tend to get together to talk all negative about girls. I like 'em. But I don't want to be one of 'em :).

Speaking of bitches. Theres some girl creating major drama between my friends and it's kinda doing my box in. FUCK OFF.

about to buy tix for Sucker Punch

Sucker...............PUNCH!!!!!!! (something like the fight sounds in Streetfighter II)

I meant the ball thing more as a representation of them figuratively belonging to someone else, or not doing you any good to begin with. It's a comment toward the atypical attitude you have as a male, which should be evident by the comments many here have said, regarding your relationship with your ex girlfriend, and women in general.

I'm not saying you should beat your chest and claim the Jane prize or anything... just making an observation that you come off as the kind of guy that would be having a sleepover with the girls, and giggling with them while gossiping about the guys. I imagine girls seeing you as nothing more than "a friend", simply because that's the only attitude you ever give them.