Oh man I had a weekend.
Friday night. This girl I've been hanging out with recently has been going on and on the past few weeks about going to a strip club. Well, we all finally give in and head to one of the local joints. It was much nicer inside than I thought it would be and I was quietly enjoying the new experience. My friends decide it would be really funny to get me a private dance with a middle aged black stripper who has obviously had a couple kids. I try to be a good sport about it and head back with her. She gets done and looks at me weird and goes "Boy, you missed out". I ask why and she goes, "I would have gotten naked for you!" I can only assume this meant taking off her thong, because that is all she was wearing. I tell her that's ok and start to walk away only to have her stop me and go, "Ohhhweee I am HORNY. I haven't had any in over a year and I'm ready to GO"...I know what she is implying but I don't want it to be true. Sure enough she asks me if I want to get out of there. I laugh nervously and walk back over to my friends, her trailing behind me. She would not LEAVE. Eventually she got up when she was called up to the stage, I told my friends my current situation, and then we freakin booked it. My first and only experience at a strip club and this happens? Wow. Just wow.
Saturday. I went to go see Bassnectar in Chicago which is awesome because Bassnectar is the **** and I haven't been to Chicago in ages. The show couldn't have been better...his main computer crashed after a couple songs so he had to bust out his backup which only had new material on it. He played until 4:30 in the morning and closed with Windowlicker. Oh yes.
So...pretty epic, I'd say.
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