I'm listening to Sonic Youth right now man. I listened to... fourteen albums yesterday. Obsessed.

Cannot comprehend how a song can be as fucking sublime as The Diamond Sea. Unbelievable.

I only have 6 of their albums, I really should complete their discography.

Schizophrenia is one of my favourites, there's just something really hauntingly brilliant about that song. As well as Daydream Nation and Goo being perfect albums.

Sausage sammich now, the day has started off well.

I hear people say it and i have said it a couple of times myself but it sounds wrong coming from someone with my accent too.


You don't like Jaffa Cakes, therefore your opinion on chocolate and cakes is quite frankly irrelevant. :D

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Milk chocolate is better but dark chocolate is not disgusting. It's still great.

God, i feel this. I tend to avoid a lot of family gatherings for the same reasons. I hate being quizzed. Whenever this happens i listen to these people constantly asking me personal questions about every aspect of my life and i can't help but wonder why they are so interested. I haven't seen these people for years, i don't really know them and frankly i couldn't give a toss about any aspect of their life so why the interest in mine?

No thanks. I'll just go to the pub with mates and people i actually could care less about.

Oh you bitch.

I like them, I just think they're an extremely overrated piece of confectionery. Chocolate Fingers FTW

Les Cadbury's Fingeres?

Yeah chocolate fingers are alright, if a little bland. Can't knock 'em.

And yes, if you haven't already noticed i will never forget this Jaffa Cake business.

I listened to Goo last night and remembered how fucking great it was. EVOL is also such a ridiculously good album, to be fair I actually am unable to chose a favourite album. I really love Dirty a helluva lot though. Are you not a Spotify user?

And yeah Mojo, it's proper horrendous. My mum came home and was telling me my uncle Kevin had been asking about me though and it made me feel a bit sad. He seems as though he genuinely wanted to see me, and he said out of all the neices and nephews I'm the one he has the most time for. Probably because I'm not a reprobate like the rest of those fuckers. Still though, I'd rather see him by himself than with everybody else cos as stupid as this sounds, they're just not my 'type' of people.

Bland?! They're so morish it's beyond belief

Yeah sometimes i feel bad after these kind of events, if i decided not to go. I am actually a family man or i would like to think i am but i think that related to immediate family and doesn't extend to most of my extended family and those i don't see for months or years at a time. Family events, parties, weddings etc can just be excruciating.

EDIT: And nah, they are a little bland. They aren't really anything special but rather just very basic. They aren't bad, they are still nice but I hardly ever buy any cause theres much better out there.

P.s. shut the fuck up and eat Fox's Triple bars if you know what's good.

C'mon, it's got to be Daydream Nation. But my personal favourite is Goo. I use Spotify when I want to listen to new music, it's a good idea though. I should really listen to all their albums on Spotify.

Like what?! In terms of snack like things that you keep in the cupboard I can't think of anything better, other than maybe Time Outs and Snack bars.