Nothing like that.
More like this
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l9...H/85246308.jpg

And it's not staying like that either.

Uh-oh. Are you sitting around bored with a pair of scissors AND some hair dye? Didn't people warn you not to do that?

Boredom, scissors, and hair dye is a bad combination, my friend...a baaaaad combination. ;)

Post the results, please! :D

No I'm bored with a pair of hair clippers and some gel.

Not that much gel

I hate you.

Some mofo decided to drive into my car today:

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w.../Image0223.jpg

I'm assuming you weren't in it; is it, infact, a correct assumption?
Because that looks fucking terrible.

Dude that sucks. Sue the Mofo.
Is Everyone Alright?

I was in the middle of the road, so I was very much driving. It's not really terrible, he just smoothly ripped the whole thing off.