My big sister got engaged yesterday, i'm really happy for her! :D

I went back to work today after a great weekend, was a pretty busy day but it went by really quickly.

I realized (once more, but with terribly clarity) that deep down, at my very core, I'm a horrible being.
Oh, and i had some cake.

Ice cream makes me poop, I already knew this but really knew it today

Lucky you. Everything I eat makes me poop.

You've never been more beautiful Paloma :P

Do you've Crohn's or something?
I have issues with all dairy and starchy foods, pea soup is the worst. Too bad because I love it.
Thanks!!

Haha, I think Sam was making a pune ...

Bit slow on the uptake today?

Yesterday I was home alone. So I decided to get smashed. Six vodka and sprites later I passed out on the couch. I woke up today and I am regretting it, three cold showers later I still feel like crap.

My sister drinks more than that