Today I'm going to purposely ignore posts written in red. I don't know what you said.

Today was incredibly quiet. My only call was a client saying that he never received a package I thought I mailed him about a month ago. The dude was really nice and understanding so I put another package in the mail today for him along with a copy of my bosses newest book. Other than that today was completely forgettable, except I get to play Vampire: The Masquerade for the first time in nearly 5 years tonight :D

Today i got my head shaved, no more long blonde hair :) now i feel very bald.

I broke my clavicle...shoulder blade bone, whatever you wanna call it. It hurts like hell. At least I WN't have to do Deli work for a few weeks... accident happened at work.... work man's comp, hello!

Damn, that sounds really painful. Get well soon man! :)

Hungover all day.
But I went to a themed party last night.
Trailer Trash.
It was a small party and I drank enough to talk to people I didn't know.
Then we went out for pizza and Mozz Sticks.
Best Night ever.

What I want to know is how you break a clavicle at a Deli.

unruly ham.

Sorry about the collarbone mate. I know quite a few cyclists who all say it's quite painful [pretty common biking injury]. Enjoy the money and the time off.

OH MY GOD I spent 3.5 hours on the phone with a girl!!! :eek: :confused:

I haven't done that in ages and while she's very nice, I don't like being on the phone, especially that damn long. I really had to pee, once I finally did I noticed my penis was swollen with pee. Is that even possible? Maybe she gave me a chubby.

Oh and my sister got married near NOTTINGHAM ENGLAND today (Saturday) so I hope all you English folks were on your best behavior! :beer: I wish I'd been able to go. :(

edit: I feel I disrespected my sister by including such vulgar things in the same post. Sorry sis.