That is what I came up with after 10 straight hours on the net:

01001101 01100101 01101100 01101001 01110011 01110011 01100001 00100000 01000011 01101000 01100001
01101100 01101000 01101111 01110101 01100010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01000101 01101100
01100101 01100001 01101110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01010010 01101001 01100111 01100010 01111001

I was just offered a job after I graduate at the engineering firm I'm interning at atm...

FUCK YEAH BITCHES!

hell yeah bro
congrats, ill smoke a bowl for you right now.

Congrats. [=

Lucky bastard.

All the collage in the world won't teach you how to make a decent coffee or tea.

I'd get on that if I were you, you're gonna need it.

^ Collage? As in like cut and paste work?

My mom started my day off horribly.
But no one will ruin my Christmas Eve.

It will however teach me how to spell college ;)

I bet I have more money than you though.