It hurts, but hey sometimes what doesn't kill you makes you stronger...or just a bit more tired...

I'm having my Biannual piss up.

Be afraid

Works do?

Yes

Only i've been spending roughly 60 hours a week there lately and tomorrow is the last day off i'll get before Xmas and i'm ****ing sick of the sight of them.

So I decided to get pissed at home.

My works do is next Saturday.
It's at an Indian restaurant with a TakeThat tribute band. :(

I'll be getting pissed!

I hope it's an indian take that tribute

The weirdest of weird British phrases.

Sadly, not.

Bangla City Entertainment

Everyone's invited. :bber:

Come along and we'll rip the place apart.

*:ibber: = :beer:

*is bladdered.

Robbie Williams is making a surprise appearance as a waiter I hear.