Horror Writing Competition: Voting

**Frownland** · 04-20-2018, 08:19 PM

It has dinos!

Well, dino. My bad.

Oriphiel · 04-20-2018, 08:20 PM

Badland.

**Frownland** · 04-20-2018, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Try-hard repost with no dinos. Get the fuck out.

Also you're sexist af, hatin on a story with a strong, breautal female character.

Trollheart · 04-21-2018, 10:07 AM

All right, I'll give it a go. I have some ideas.

Oriphiel · 04-21-2018, 10:26 AM

That's the spirit!

I wrote this for Frownland to get him in the dino mood:

Bob walks into a doctor's office with a strange condition. Every time he coughs, a fossil falls out of his mouth.

The doctor examines him pensively, before nodding and stroking his beard.

"So, what's the diagnosis?" asks the patient.

The doctor rests his stethoscope back around his neck. "Jurrasic man, Bob."

**Frownland** · 04-21-2018, 10:29 AM

My main character is a dingosaur bitch

Oriphiel · 04-21-2018, 10:46 AM

Someone has a saur butt.

Trollheart · 04-21-2018, 06:09 PM

The Batlord · 04-21-2018, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

My main character is a dingosaur bitch

Who loves that down undah cheese.

Trollheart · 04-21-2018, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

My main character is a dingosaur bitch

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04-20-2018, 08:19 PM	#201 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	It has dinos! Well, dino. My bad. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-20-2018, 08:20 PM	#202 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Badland. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

04-21-2018, 10:07 AM	#204 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	All right, I'll give it a go. I have some ideas. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

04-21-2018, 10:26 AM	#205 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	That's the spirit! I wrote this for Frownland to get him in the dino mood: Bob walks into a doctor's office with a strange condition. Every time he coughs, a fossil falls out of his mouth. The doctor examines him pensively, before nodding and stroking his beard. "So, what's the diagnosis?" asks the patient. The doctor rests his stethoscope back around his neck. "Jurrasic man, Bob." __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

04-21-2018, 10:29 AM	#206 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	My main character is a dingosaur bitch __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-21-2018, 10:46 AM	#207 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Someone has a saur butt. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

04-21-2018, 06:09 PM	#208 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	__________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018