The Thread About Nothing
 

OK this thread thread is a thread about nothing. There's no particular topic but you can talk about anything pertaining to but restricted to

• Cereal
• Mysophobia (aka germaphobia)
• Annoying neighbors
• Things your friends do to ruin your life
• Superman
• The Yankees
• Going out to a Diner with your friends
• Handing out horrible advice to your friends
• et cetera, et cetera

OK for starters...

Today I had Cap'n Crunch Sprinkeled Donut Crunch cereal for Breakfast.
http://del.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/10/...apn-crunch.png

... and I couldn't stop thinking about this commercial:

If I had a nutsack I'd slam it into the faces of republicans because they're too retarded to call the cops.

I live next door to an unpleasant couple, aged early 30s. Play loud music in their garden from as early as 9am, have parties and the guests throw cocktail sausages in the garden, fights spill out onto the front involving 10+ people, it goes on and on. They had a really big dog once and it got in the garden and sprinted down trying to get into the kitchen cos the door was open, control your animals ffs.

The bloke is like this - Lotto lout Michael Carroll takes £204-a-week job in biscuit factory after squandering £10m jackpot | Daily Mail Online

And the woman is like a fatter version of this with sleeve tattoos - http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/a...img_55391a.jpg

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lol send help

I need to never drink again

I'm just curious where your dick would be during all of this.

if I use last night's logic, it would possibly be on Saturn.

Regularly?

Yea, cos that was a silly statment. Id like to see you try to slam anything into my face. Do you know any republicans besides me?

I know 374.25 Republicans.

Is one an amputee?

An amputee is not a quarter of a person, you sick, prejudiced ****.

I'm just accounting for Republican leaning people. If you're in the middle, you're 50 percent Republican and such. I make everyone I meet take a little survey so that I can keep track of these sort of things.

Fuck the Yankees.

My Jays handled the Rangers pretty nicely last week.

No one gives a ****.

Can a person be in love with a word?

Only if that word is God.

Oh well I do loves myself i does.

:laughing:

It really sucks when your roommates party all night and you have to go to work in the morning!! Sucks that I used to party with them and now I have to be responsible and they look at me differently now because of it!

or Batlord

You can love The Batlord, but The Batlord is incapable of returning your feelings. He will, however, accept your money.

Ftfy yw

Homophobia? I expected better from you, San Francisco.

Is that homophobic?


Yeah i guess it kinda is. That's ****ty, muh bad. If it were a valid excuse id say my life right now has taken the better parts of me.

Haha, you feel bad! Queer.

Yeah, why? Wanna suck muh dixxx?

I don't think you have to be straight to be turned off by a freak with more than one penis.

Christ... It's like 6th grade over here. I can't handle the ridiculousitiness of it all.

Awww dun be scurred. They loves you. They real does.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DKdnK8G1dG...s1600/biff.gif

you're cruising for a bruising weirdo.

I dunno. As I recall octocock was popular.

I instantly regret googling this.

I knew somebody would.

Well, well, well. Look who's come around to my way of thinking.

Is there really an 8 cocked male pornstar? that 2nd pick in the img search looks photoshopped.

I have a feeling that it's all photoshopped. But naw, there used to be a video of that ****.