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Old 09-01-2015, 04:31 PM   #41 (permalink)
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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Old 09-01-2015, 04:52 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Is there really an 8 cocked male pornstar? that 2nd pick in the img search looks photoshopped.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-01-2015, 05:05 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I dunno. As I recall octocock was popular.
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I instantly regret googling this.
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Old 09-01-2015, 05:12 PM   #44 (permalink)
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I thought it was hilarious, personally.
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Old 10-04-2015, 05:28 PM   #45 (permalink)
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I wrote a poem for the Batlord

city to country
coast to coast
you're the man I hate the most
all you do is masturbate
and whine that you can't get a date
you make me want to scrub with Comet
you make me want to projectile vomit
flippity fleep
you're such a creep
I have a sneaking feeling
you watch bitches sleep
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Old 10-04-2015, 05:36 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Does he actually have penis hands or is it just dicks for fingers? Huge difference.
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Old 10-04-2015, 06:12 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I wrote a poem for the Batlord

city to country
coast to coast
you're the man I hate the most
all you do is masturbate
and whine that you can't get a date
you make me want to scrub with Comet
you make me want to projectile vomit
flippity fleep
you're such a creep
I have a sneaking feeling
you watch bitches sleep
I don't want any dates. I'm fine paying for the honour.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-04-2015, 06:15 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I don't want any dates. I'm fine paying for the honour.
You're gonna have a date AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, MISTER



LOOK AT THOSE TASTY BITCHES DAMN
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Old 10-04-2015, 06:21 PM   #49 (permalink)
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**** those wrinkly whores.
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Old 10-04-2015, 06:28 PM   #50 (permalink)
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**** those wrinkly whores.
fuck all of 'em.

with your digestive tract

I don't even know anymore
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