If an intruder came into your home, what would you say, do etc.?
 

My mom would probably yell and/or call the police. Me I'd pray while callin' the cops.

I'd offer oral sex.

Ask them to buy my mixtape.

Wet myself probably.

Drop that mothafucka.

Grab whatever weapon I had handy depending on where I was situated in the house when the POS broke in and tell 'em to GTFO!

The cops would only be called after the incident to either look around the neighborhood for the suspect, give the suspect medical attention or to ID the corpse (depending on the outcome.)

I guess it all just really depends on if I'm taking a sh*t when they enter.

My dogs would lick them to death while I hide under the bed.

Pussies.

I'd douse myself in gasoline, light a match, and run over there and give the intruder a big hug.