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Old 08-27-2015, 07:36 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Im also very stubborn. You need to knock me out, or kill me cos I always get back up. That comes from an abusive relationship and spite. I've won every street fight Ive been in or stayed conscious until the law came thats fer sure. Also tho, I don't pick fights with men.
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Old 08-27-2015, 07:47 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 08-27-2015, 07:50 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Im also very stubborn. You need to knock me out, or kill me cos I always get back up. That comes from an abusive relationship and spite. I've won every street fight Ive been in or stayed conscious until the law came thats fer sure. Also tho, I don't pick fights with men.
I am the same way. I won't start a fight, but I'll damn sure finish it. And even if I'm in a coffin, you better make damn sure I ain't a zombie or some ****.
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Old 08-27-2015, 08:00 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 08-27-2015, 09:01 PM   #45 (permalink)
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...yell "Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Danger! Danger! Will Robinson."


That's the audio track I use for my personal voice mail.
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Old 08-27-2015, 11:35 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I would get my dagger and stab him or her in the heart
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Old 08-28-2015, 06:59 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2015, 07:27 AM   #48 (permalink)
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That's it? I have six guns (eight if you count the M16 and other 12 gauge), a machete, scythe, three field knives, two bastard swords, a dagger, and a wooden billy stick with enough splinters in it to rip someone to pieces.

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That's it? I have six guns (eight if you count the M16 and other 12 gauge), a machete, scythe, three field knives, two bastard swords, a dagger, and a wooden billy stick with enough splinters in it to rip someone to pieces.
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