If an intruder came into your home, what would you say, do etc.?

RoxyRollah · 08-27-2015, 06:34 PM

Guns are exspensive. Homie I work for a living.

fiddler · 08-27-2015, 06:36 PM

Four of mine were given to me. I only bought one, one is my sidearm for work. And the other two only count if you want them to count. In which case I don't technically own them.

RoxyRollah · 08-27-2015, 06:38 PM

.....so you own one? That's it?.

fiddler · 08-27-2015, 06:42 PM

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.....so you own one? That's it?.

How you get one from six? Six of them are mine.

RoxyRollah · 08-27-2015, 06:45 PM

Cough* 90% of us are stoners?

fiddler · 08-27-2015, 06:46 PM

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Cough* 90% of us are stoners?

You know it's true! What specifically do you have? Have you ever used blacked powder?

**Frownland** · 08-27-2015, 06:49 PM

Another solution I can take is dressing up in lingerie and luring the robber into my bedroom. They'll be so immediately aroused that they'll lose their common sense and follow me. I tell them to take off their clothes and as their shirt is over their head, I shoot them with the gun I had hidden in my panties.

Trollheart · 08-27-2015, 06:49 PM

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That's it? I have six guns (eight if you count the M16 and other 12 gauge), a machete, scythe, three field knives, two bastard swords, a dagger, and a wooden billy stick with enough splinters in it to rip someone to pieces.

fiddler · 08-27-2015, 06:50 PM

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Another solution I can take is dressing up in lingerie and luring the robber into my bedroom. They'll be so immediately aroused that they'll lose their common sense and follow me. I tell them to take off their clothes and as their shirt is over their head, I shoot them with the gun I had hidden in my panties.

It's supposed to be a titty cannon.

Trollheart · 08-27-2015, 06:51 PM

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Another solution I can take is dressing up in lingerie and luring the robber into my bedroom. They'll be so immediately disgusted and appalled that they'll lose their common sense and run back out the door...

#The TruthHurts

08-27-2015, 06:36 PM	#22 (permalink)
fiddler Music Addict Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 242	Four of mine were given to me. I only bought one, one is my sidearm for work. And the other two only count if you want them to count. In which case I don't technically own them. __________________ Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Another solution I can take is dressing up in lingerie and luring the robber into my bedroom. They'll be so immediately aroused that they'll lose their common sense and follow me. I tell them to take off their clothes and as their shirt is over their head, I shoot them with the gun I had hidden in my panties. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x