If an intruder came into your home, what would you say, do etc.?

Plankton · 08-27-2015, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I'd offer oral sex.

I'll be robbing your house next Tuesday, Wednesday, and possibly Friday if my date doesn't show up.

RoxyRollah · 08-27-2015, 09:45 AM

Vote Froxxy2016^...keeping your **** in yo house since 2013.

LoathsomePete · 08-27-2015, 09:46 AM

Make eye contact and start masturbating.

grindy · 08-27-2015, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I'll be robbing your house next Tuesday, Wednesday, and possibly Friday if my date doesn't show up.

Actually I already have a robbing on wednesday.
I am quite popular for some reason.
Let's reschedule.

**Janszoon** · 08-27-2015, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

Make eye contact and start masturbating.

Plankton · 08-27-2015, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Actually I already have a robbing on wednesday.
I am quite popular for some reason.
Let's reschedule.

I can do Monday, or Saturday. Sunday is out since it's my birthday, and I already have a blow job penciled in.

LoathsomePete · 08-27-2015, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

The only downside I can foresee is being sued for sexual assault.

fiddler · 08-27-2015, 05:25 PM

Two shots, one in the air, one right between the eyes. That way the neighbors will testify I gave a warning shot. Ain't nobody say the warning shot had to be the first shot.

RoxyRollah · 08-27-2015, 06:14 PM

. I have 3 gun$, a battle axe, 2 samuri swords, a big bitch of a weapon called critical mass, a tire iron, and a Louisville slugger studded with rusted 16 penny nails, and a nasty temper come on in if ya want too bitch.

fiddler · 08-27-2015, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

. I have 3 gun$, a battle axe, 2 samuri swords, a big bitch of a weapon called critical mass, a tire iron, and a Louisville slugger studded with rusted 16 penny nails, and a nasty temper come on in if ya want too bitch.

That's it? I have six guns (eight if you count the M16 and other 12 gauge), a machete, scythe, three field knives, two bastard swords, a dagger, and a wooden billy stick with enough splinters in it to rip someone to pieces.

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