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View Poll Results: What gets you going?
Pretty eyes. 12 36.36%
Perfect teeth. 3 9.09%
Slender hands. 5 15.15%
Cute laugh. 7 21.21%
A person's hair style (specific) 8 24.24%
Sense of humor similar to yours 15 45.45%
Dress sense 6 18.18%
Particular scent(s) (explain) 8 24.24%
Particular similarity to oneself 8 24.24%
Other (please explain) 12 36.36%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 33. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 08-14-2015, 02:52 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Well, there's a win/win/win situation if I ever saw one.

Time to oil up. You do realize this means I'll have to start wearing robes, and use oils, and lotions, and things of that nature. Also, lots of leopard prints. It's really quite complicated.


I can just picture you now all oiled up, what a lovely picture!

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Good thing Batty isn't covered in Cheetos dust any more.
Might get itchy in that sandwich.
Maybe I will have to get oiled up, just in case?
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Old 08-14-2015, 07:11 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Man, **** all that noise. I'll just be naked, in a corner, reading a magazine while you divas are "getting dressed".
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Old 08-14-2015, 07:57 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Man, **** all that noise. I'll just be naked, in a corner, reading a magazine while you divas are "getting dressed".
I'm tryna get you laid. This isn't helping.

God, you're such a dork.
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Old 08-14-2015, 08:30 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Uber-Alpha males. Men that know how to kill someone with their bare hands if they had to. Preferably Scandinavian. Intelligence is also a must.
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A girl with a nice ass can be very useful for transportation purposes, but I think I'd go for the booty for financial security.
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Old 08-14-2015, 08:53 AM   #106 (permalink)
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I'm tryna get you laid. This isn't helping.

God, you're such a dork.

It's not like I said I'd be reading Wizard.
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Hummina hummina... Everything about this man is beautiful

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Old 08-14-2015, 09:19 AM   #108 (permalink)
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Amber Heard in a bikini.

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Old 08-14-2015, 10:17 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Nancy from the craft.

She's crazy but she seems like a good lay.
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Yer penis will hurt afterwards.^
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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