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Scarlett O'Hara 08-14-2015 02:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1625547)
Well, there's a win/win/win situation if I ever saw one.

Time to oil up. You do realize this means I'll have to start wearing robes, and use oils, and lotions, and things of that nature. Also, lots of leopard prints. It's really quite complicated.
:laughing:

I can just picture you now all oiled up, what a lovely picture! ;)

Quote:
Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1625558)
Good thing Batty isn't covered in Cheetos dust any more.
Might get itchy in that sandwich.
Maybe I will have to get oiled up, just in case?

The Batlord 08-14-2015 07:11 AM
Man, **** all that noise. I'll just be naked, in a corner, reading a magazine while you divas are "getting dressed".

Plankton 08-14-2015 07:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1625632)
Man, **** all that noise. I'll just be naked, in a corner, reading a magazine while you divas are "getting dressed".
I'm tryna get you laid. This isn't helping.

God, you're such a dork.

ChelseaDagger 08-14-2015 08:30 AM
Uber-Alpha males. Men that know how to kill someone with their bare hands if they had to. Preferably Scandinavian. Intelligence is also a must.

ChelseaDagger 08-14-2015 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1624906)
https://formerheathen.files.wordpres...sure-chest.gif

vs

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-134322588...key-milk-1.gif

A girl with a nice ass can be very useful for transportation purposes, but I think I'd go for the booty for financial security.
:laughing:

The Batlord 08-14-2015 08:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1625647)
I'm tryna get you laid. This isn't helping.

God, you're such a dork.

It's not like I said I'd be reading Wizard.

ChelseaDagger 08-14-2015 09:08 AM
Hummina hummina... Everything about this man is beautiful


Chula Vista 08-14-2015 09:19 AM
Amber Heard in a bikini.

Black Francis 08-14-2015 10:17 AM
Nancy from the craft.

She's crazy but she seems like a good lay.

RoxyRollah 08-14-2015 10:29 AM
Yer penis will hurt afterwards.^


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