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View Poll Results: What gets you going?
Pretty eyes. 12 36.36%
Perfect teeth. 3 9.09%
Slender hands. 5 15.15%
Cute laugh. 7 21.21%
A person's hair style (specific) 8 24.24%
Sense of humor similar to yours 15 45.45%
Dress sense 6 18.18%
Particular scent(s) (explain) 8 24.24%
Particular similarity to oneself 8 24.24%
Other (please explain) 12 36.36%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 33. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 08-13-2015, 11:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I'd imagine that you being the meat in a Plankton/Batlord sandwich would be a deal breaker though, right?
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Old 08-13-2015, 01:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Trollheart, you know people with white girls pay more attention to the boobs (breats) than her booty (ass). With black women, people pay more attention to her booty (ass) than her boobs (breasts).
That's absolutely not true. I'm far more into backsides than I am into breasts, and there are few black women here, so your theory does not stand up I'm afraid my friend...
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Old 08-13-2015, 08:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'd imagine that you being the meat in a Plankton/Batlord sandwich would be a deal breaker though, right?
Actually Batty isn't bad looking so not a deal breaker for me!
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Old 08-13-2015, 09:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Actually Batty isn't bad looking so not a deal breaker for me!
Well, there's a win/win/win situation if I ever saw one.

Time to oil up. You do realize this means I'll have to start wearing robes, and use oils, and lotions, and things of that nature. Also, lots of leopard prints. It's really quite complicated.
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Old 08-13-2015, 01:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2015, 07:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2015, 01:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well then you must be pretty dehydrated.
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Old 08-13-2015, 05:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2015, 06:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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When you think you have to take a big crap, but instead of the nice, gratifying dump you were expecting, you just fart a lot.
Here I sit, brokenhearted
tried to shit, but only farted.
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