Chula Vista

My wife supplied the eggs, I supplied the sperm. As soon as the two of them began fertilization a pregnancy occurred. Equal parts me and her, no?

I have zero to do with her period for cripes sake. Stupid analogy.

Not sure why this is working me up.

Serenity now. Serenity now.

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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

Because you're super easy to troll? I think OccultHawk was the only one being serious.

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Trollheart

Hey! I thought I was the easiest to troll? I demand my props!

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Chula Vista

Saw through you the whole way bucko.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

Good. I had you pegged as someone who gets angry about stupid **** on the internet.

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grindy

The next MB awards should have the category 'easiest to troll' though.

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OccultHawk

I only first heard it said like that a few months ago. A male co-worker sent out a card saying, "We're pregnant!" and I just thought WTF??? for the reasons that I've already explained. I don't want to troll, piss anyone off, or go into round two. I guess it was rude to bring it up but it seems very strange to me to use a plural pronoun in this case. It just bothers me. But language changes. Maybe this is actually a good shift since it promotes male involvement.

I'm thinking of cases when people say we when it's not really a we.

We bought a car (unless they both signed). We got a dog. We drove to Austin.

None of those piss me off. Maybe I can learn something by rethinking this.