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08-13-2015, 03:01 PM | #101 (permalink) | ||
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Who cares? I'm 29. I could probably be Pet_Sounds' daddy already.
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08-13-2015, 03:23 PM | #103 (permalink) | |
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What does your mom's age have to do with anything? If you're fifteen or whatever, then I would have been thirteen when I impregnated your mother. It's not scientifically impossible. It would make your mom a total creeper though.
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08-13-2015, 03:31 PM | #104 (permalink) |
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Would it make her a creep or would it make you a major player? Oh right, forgot who I was talking to. It's clearly the former.
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08-13-2015, 03:46 PM | #105 (permalink) |
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That's so nasty I don't even want to think about it. Please excuse me while I burn my eyes out with hot fire pokers.
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08-13-2015, 04:09 PM | #106 (permalink) |
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If you stab your eyes out that won't do anything to the image in your brain. In fact, it might burn it into your consciousness forever.
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08-13-2015, 04:36 PM | #107 (permalink) | |
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Yeah, whenever you think about how you used to be able to see, you'll think about why you can't, and then I win.
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