What if the guy takes it as a sign to play some AC/DC? That's just as bad.

Just start crop dusting him at regular intervals.

Um, what?

:banghead:

Generally done silently so nobody knows.

Also a favored tactic of waiters against douchebag customers.

My best ever cropdusting moment was the time when I was at a bar where they were shooting elimiDATE. Got right up close to the contestants on the dance floor and dispersed my payload. I've never seen the episode, but I like to imagine that you could see their facial expressions change a little bit when the cloud hit them.

I got crop dusted while cashiering at work the other day. I couldn't even walk away. It was awful.

Don't bang your head like that. I have never heard of that phrase before, except of course in its literal meaning. Learn something new every day, but seriously, I doubt anyone in Ireland has ever heard of that. Monkey, Goofle? Any British people know of it?

You guys know what "Ya wide or wot?" means? Huh? Or what "scutting" is? Or what we mean when we say "How's yer mot these days?"

No cos that don't make no sense no kinda way.
I get crop dusted frequently in the land of old people.
Lady shat herself in the isle while asking me a question.That was awful. "Where are the gift bags....oooo I have to go."
FML.

Where are the gift bags?

Ugnnnh...

Nevermind, where are the paper towels?