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Old 07-31-2015, 07:41 AM   #11 (permalink)
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#antiquateddadjokes.
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Old 07-31-2015, 10:47 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Oh come on Exo, it's a very old joke, you must know it:

Chicken goes into library, asks for the most obscure books. Takes them to the pond where there's a frog. Hands each one to the frog, who tosses each back saying "Read it. Read it. Read it." No?
Gee, how could I forget that belly buster.
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Old 07-31-2015, 12:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Gee, how could I forget that belly buster.
Never even heard it before.
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Old 07-31-2015, 12:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Really? First time I heard that one I thought "instant classic." I remember where I was that day more clearly than I do on 9/11 tbh.
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Old 07-31-2015, 01:01 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I remember where I was that day more clearly than I do on 9/11 tbh.
That actually explains a lot.
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Old 07-31-2015, 01:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That actually explains a lot.
On the real. That joke straight up changed my life.
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Old 07-31-2015, 05:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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#antiquateddadjokes.
I know, that's why I was surprised Exo had not heard it or made the connection.
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On the real. That joke straight up changed my life.
Bet it made you see frogs in a whole new light...
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Old 07-31-2015, 08:03 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Ugh.
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Old 07-31-2015, 08:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Is it wrong that I laughed the first--er, only-- time I saw this?

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