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08-01-2015, 08:58 PM | #31 (permalink) |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
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How to Prepare Spam
A Step-by-Step Instructional Guide Step 1: Take Spam out of the cabinet. Step 2: Hit yourself in the head with it repeatedly. Step 3: Take a good hard look at your goddamn life. Step 4: Pull yourself together, goddamn it. Step 5: Throw that shit in the garbage. Step 6: Go take a damn shower. Step 7: Take your ass to the store. Step 8: Buy some goddamn potatoes. Step 9: Carry potatoes home in burlap sack. Step 10: Call a friend to assist you in bludgeoning yourself until you apologize for your entire life and everything you've done in it that has led up to your consideration of Spam as an acceptable food substance.
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08-01-2015, 09:48 PM | #32 (permalink) | |
Wrinkled Magazine
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Yes, thank you. I usually buy about one potato a week, but it's the ready-heat ones. Just so happened I didn't have one on hand this week. While one potato is not a burlap, hopefully this is a step in the right direction. |
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08-02-2015, 12:12 PM | #34 (permalink) |
Out of Place
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I didn't want to say anything but i saw all this going downhill when you added peas to the pasta.
And i can't believe you topped it all off by drinking chocolate milk, you must have an iron stomach.
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08-02-2015, 12:44 PM | #36 (permalink) |
Out of Place
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The spam burger looked alright but apparently he didn't like it much. Aux in don't give up on spam yet, try it for breakfast it goes good with eggs.
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08-02-2015, 12:47 PM | #37 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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You just have to have a very flexible definition of good.
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08-02-2015, 12:58 PM | #38 (permalink) |
Out of Place
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I don't get this spam hate, i f*ckin love spam. It's cheap and tasty just like Corn beef. (Which i love too)
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08-02-2015, 01:33 PM | #39 (permalink) | |
Wrinkled Magazine
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Kind of a good point, as spam might work better with a breakfast food such as [scrambled] eggs. |
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08-02-2015, 01:45 PM | #40 (permalink) |
Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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Forgiven.
Seriously though, cutting it into uniform thickness makes for perfect cooking and eliminating any rubbery texture. Don't let your first ****ed up Spam experience screw up your world view of Spam. That would be sad.
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