How Do I Prepare Spam? [Official Thread]

[RoxyRollah]

Take the spam, check your bank account, throw away spam and go buy real food.

[ladyislingering]

How to Prepare Spam
A Step-by-Step Instructional Guide

Step 1: Take Spam out of the cabinet.
Step 2: Hit yourself in the head with it repeatedly.
Step 3: Take a good hard look at your goddamn life.
Step 4: Pull yourself together, goddamn it.
Step 5: Throw that shit in the garbage.
Step 6: Go take a damn shower.
Step 7: Take your ass to the store.
Step 8: Buy some goddamn potatoes.
Step 9: Carry potatoes home in burlap sack.
Step 10: Call a friend to assist you in bludgeoning yourself
until you apologize for your entire life and everything you've done in it
that has led up to your consideration of Spam
as an acceptable food substance.

[Frownland]

^So even if he's broke he should go out and buy a nice steak? Bad recipe.

Damn...I thought Chula would come up with something better than those damn spam sandwiches (band name?). I guess I would be wrong if this was my thread but let's let Aux be the verdict.

You should give doing it straight a shot just for the sake of exploring the science of Aux-in's tastebuds and it would save me a lot of funding if I didn't have to do all the work myself.

[Aux-In]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Damn...I thought Chula would come up with something better than those damn spam sandwiches (band name?). I guess I would be wrong if this was my thread but let's let Aux be the verdict.

Your first idea is fine with me, but the second one would involve me wasting the money that I've already spent on what I hope will be a delicious meal.

You should give doing it straight a shot just for the sake of exploring the science of Aux-in's tastebuds and it would save me a lot of funding if I didn't have to do all the work myself.

I believe it was fiddler who also has experience in this matter, so maybe we should wait until he weighs in?

[Chula Vista]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Damn...I thought Chula would come up with something better than those damn spam sandwiches.

You want Spam sushi, go to Hawaii. Everywhere else in the world it's purely utilitarian. Get buzzed, fry up some spam, cure your munchies.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

You want Spam sushi, go to Hawaii. Everywhere else in the world it's purely utilitarian. Get buzzed, fry up some spam, cure your munchies.

I've been to an authentic family Hawaiian barbecue a couple of times and stull didnt like the spam dishes. Know any recipes that distract from the insane saltiness of the stuff? That's my main gripe with the stuff. I also make sure to keep some mac n cheese on hand for the drunk munchies too.

[RoxyRollah]

Originally Posted by Frownland

I've been to an authentic family Hawaiian barbecue a couple of times and stull didnt like the spam dishes. Know any recipes that distract from the insane saltiness of the stuff? That's my main gripe with the stuff. I also make sure to keep some mac n cheese on hand for the drunk munchies too.

Funny you never struck me as a Samoan.

[Aux-In]

Let's not forget that there are two cans of spam. So I think for right now I could do both Frownland's spamtonic and Chula's spamburgers. Best of both worlds. I have some things to attend to the next few days, so this will likely be done on Friday with the results posted no later than Saturday if everything goes as planned.

[RoxyRollah]

Omg your still alive...how was your day bro^.

[Frownland]

They left after 1 PM so I treated myself to 4 hours of my own music to take the pain away. Still kinda sucked being a slow day that led me to doing that inane busywork that requires s goldfish's amount of thought. Rates are kind of going up because of something people who aren't in my department cares about so we haven't had many purchases.

Still, I made sure not to be too hungover today because of how slow it's been.