testing

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 07-17-2015, 05:53 AM

just curious if it's even possible to make a thread that doesn't get multiple pages of responses on this forum (without having a mod close it or move it to editors pick/a less active part of the forum or some other subversive tactic like that)

so in making this initial post i am being careful not to say anything that could possibly spark any discussion

call this a test of the forum's collective willpower

good luck my friends

Trollheart · 07-17-2015, 06:32 AM

I disagree with your contention that is a testing thread. It's also unfair to condemn it to isolation: what sort of a monster are you??

DwnWthVwls · 07-17-2015, 05:18 PM

You or someone else has done this before, it didn't work then, prolly won't work now. Just like the thread asking everyone to make fun of you didn't work.

DeadChannel · 07-17-2015, 07:17 PM

This isn't a very good test. People are going to post specifically because you told them not to, which will skew your results. Like I just did.

Key · 07-17-2015, 07:41 PM

Confederate flag. Black people.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-17-2015, 07:45 PM

wanker

Trollheart · 07-17-2015, 08:34 PM

Beef. **** Abe Lincoln.

Isbjørn · 07-18-2015, 06:47 AM

A hospital room sets the scene. John Wilkes Booth is lying on a bed, heavily sedated, dying of cancer. The year is 2061. Suddenly, I come rushing in.

JWB: who's that? isblark, is that you?
Me: 'Sup.
JWB: nothing much, dying of cancer, and you?
Me: Came here to comfort you, and congratulate you.
JWB: for what
Me: The experiment you started way back in 2015.
JWB: what, the musicbanter one?
Me: Yeah. It actually worked, congrats.
JWB: thanks
Me: ...or so you thought!

I pull my phone out of my pocket, open the web browser, and show a page well-known to both of us. On the screen is the "Reply to Thread"-page, with an already-written comment in the text field.

JWB: what are you doing
Me: Being a dick, that's what.

I press the "Submit Reply"-button, then show the phone to JWB. It's his thread. Untouched for 46 years, it has now been bumped by a reply containing merely one word: "rekt".

Trollheart · 07-18-2015, 06:48 AM

You'd do that to a dying man? You, sir, are scum.

The Batlord · 07-18-2015, 06:52 AM

Indie folk is fag music.

07-17-2015, 05:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	testing just curious if it's even possible to make a thread that doesn't get multiple pages of responses on this forum (without having a mod close it or move it to editors pick/a less active part of the forum or some other subversive tactic like that) so in making this initial post i am being careful not to say anything that could possibly spark any discussion call this a test of the forum's collective willpower good luck my friends Last edited by John Wilkes Booth; 07-17-2015 at 06:57 PM.

07-17-2015, 06:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	I disagree with your contention that is a testing thread. It's also unfair to condemn it to isolation: what sort of a monster are you?? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

07-17-2015, 08:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Beef. **** Abe Lincoln. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

07-18-2015, 06:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
Isbjørn cooler commie than elph Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In a hole, help Posts: 2,811	A hospital room sets the scene. John Wilkes Booth is lying on a bed, heavily sedated, dying of cancer. The year is 2061. Suddenly, I come rushing in. JWB: who's that? isblark, is that you? Me: 'Sup. JWB: nothing much, dying of cancer, and you? Me: Came here to comfort you, and congratulate you. JWB: for what Me: The experiment you started way back in 2015. JWB: what, the musicbanter one? Me: Yeah. It actually worked, congrats. JWB: thanks Me: ...or so you thought! I pull my phone out of my pocket, open the web browser, and show a page well-known to both of us. On the screen is the "Reply to Thread"-page, with an already-written comment in the text field. JWB: what are you doing Me: Being a dick, that's what. I press the "Submit Reply"-button, then show the phone to JWB. It's his thread. Untouched for 46 years, it has now been bumped by a reply containing merely one word: "rekt". __________________ fast(ml) Hear me play the guitar Look, mom! I got a journal

07-18-2015, 06:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	You'd do that to a dying man? You, sir, are scum. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

07-17-2015, 07:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	This isn't a very good test. People are going to post specifically because you told them not to, which will skew your results. Like I just did.

07-17-2015, 07:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Confederate flag. Black people.

07-17-2015, 07:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	wanker