The drunken rambles thread
 

Sometimes bitches get drunk

Sometimes said drunk bitches wanna ramble

I think we make those rambles in this thread

Know what I'm sayin?

Here's my drunken ramble contribution:

Sometimes a mofo wants a motha****in mango smoothie but some bitches are charging $6 a piece for the smoothies and I'm like "are you ****ing serious? This kind of greedy extortion is what's wrong with america nowadays"

End of post

didn't vanilla make a thread like this?

Sometimes a man just wants to be alone with his wine coolers.

I prefer chocolate

@janz
srsly wtf is that thing in your avatar? it looks like it would just burst delicious candy-flavored blood.

Jans'z avatars are always on point

Im wanna know where one procures a 55 gallon drum filled with acid.

I think it looks like Krum from Ahhh! Real Monsters.

Well?

I like to think of it as being like a cuddly stuffed animal made entirely of fat cells.

Looks like a disgusting blob fish with legs.. 0/10

No. It looks like an arousing blob fish with legs.

ftfy

It looks like it's made out of discarded foreskins.

There was a period of time earlier today where I had an asylum and ballast point victory at sea. I rode my bike for a while after smoking some herb. I was going around 40 miles, passing cars, and riding through these hills and I had an out of body experience. I daydreamed about that and floated for at least five miles. When I came back I didn't even know where I was.

The sounds of the world around me were really blowing my mind at such a high speed. Wind blowing through my ears, cars passing me, me passing cars, trains, buses, people chattering, generators running, my tires spinning. I was on full autopilot as my mind drifted away for a while. I'm glad I didn't get hit by a car.

Anyways stay tuned for when I finish my drink and get ready to ramble some more.

Got drunk last night and did some recording. Couldn't add bass to it because the bass guitars I have use active pickups and the batteries were dead in both. So, in my drunken stupor, I renamed the tune to something stupid, I can't remember, and passed out while listening to it. I'm now waiting to get home from work to see what kind of mess I created.

I'm still drunk.

You all suck...I dont drink(much) but we all know I smoke my weight in grass...I still wanna know where I can procure a 55 galllon drum of acid.

Hydrochloric?

Haven't we had this conversation before? Pretty sure Grainger has it.

It only $20 a liter.

LABCHEM CHEMICAL HCL 1.0 NORMAL 1 LITER - Standards and Solutions - 8ELR4|LC153002 - Grainger Industrial Supply

If you start ordering a bottle weekly you might have enough before you're dead without looking suspicious.

Or just order it from somewhere else. Cuz, you know, **** waiting, and **** suspicion.

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourcei...0gallon%20drum

Lol

K.

Well last night took a rather awful turn as I lie writhing on the floor vomiting multiple times

I shouldn't have mixed liquors

I think I would prefer vomiting instead of ten hour ****s.

Ten hour fucks? Sounds pretty sweet to me tbh

Yes I did. We can merge, but my thread does say, "why aren't you drunk yet?".

Oh. Dear. God. There is an offer I cannot refuse!
:love:
:shycouch:

You're naughty! ;)

So I turn 21 in four days

Expect some epic drunken rambles on that evening

Room spins baby!

flippity fleep.

Lil!

greetings from drunksville.

Seriously hot and muggy down here too. Just gonna get wasted and eat hot wings.

I almost feel like the booze is just making the heat worse somehow, but I feel superfine.

Draw a cold bath woman.

I just took some xanax, so I should be fine/less bitchy about this heat in a few minutes. :laughing:

amazing how your perspective changes sometimes like

I grew up in NW Minnesota and I used to LOVE summer because winter lasted from October til about May every year, -20 degrees below zero on a warmish winter day, but now I just ... I hate being so warm, it's terrible. I love life where there isn't winter, but damn, it's so hot.

Partied with some crazies last night that were revving my friend's dad's motorcycles at 5 A.M. which created some very angry neighbors