Necropedophilia: Yay or Nay?
 

Pedophilia causes untold trauma to countless children, while necrophilia is a victimless crime. So why not let pedophiles **** dead kids?

Thoughts?

I'm down.

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Say, you're underage, aren't you?

Perhaps but this is also batty on a normal day. It being 0400 just makes his tongue more liberal. The thoughts are always there, though.

Hi NSA.

I still say my idea is sound. Throw some meat to the lions so they don't eat you.

Can't we just shoot them and be done with it? Remember, kids, a dead lion doesn't eat you for lunch.

It's not illegal just to be a pedophile. If they haven't actually committed a crime, then you can't execute them for it.

As soon as they sign up for the program we take them out back and shoot them.