I wasn't talking about your pit hair, wench. Braid that ****.

This is just plain silly.

*bites lip. hard.*

:confused: I am not sure what you mean by "*bites lip. hard.*" Do you feel flirtatious or are you anxious about something? Are you trying to refrain from laughter, or are you trying to stop yourself from speaking your mind?

Slightly OT but re wars etc: The French Revolution was France going "Yo bitch! I'm tired of working to make you rich and I get nothing in return. **** you!" while the Napoleonic Wars was "How'd living on your own go, bitch? Not so good huh? Look at all the head (:D) you had to give. Now go make me a sandwich before I beat yo ass!"

I feel like a Mindfulness jpeg on the second part.

Of course the rebels of the French Revolution were the original Bolsheviks. :D

^ HaHa ! That's clever!

I can't keep up with the political sophistication of all these war metaphors, but I'm surprised no-one has posted this song yet, tailor-made for Batlord's OP:-

Flag Disrespect 101 :nono:

It's goddamn beacon of freedom level 1,000,001. Get on my level.

ftfy

Now that gay marriage is legal, can we make sausage America's new meme food?

Make it so

"Wearing the flag as clothing is illegal and disrespectful". Shrug. Just sayin'.

When are you guys gonna get a less garish flag design?

I'm calling the cops.

Probably around the same time the American Red Cross sues Denmark for inverted imagery.

The Danish flag dates back to 1307 or possibly much earlier. In yo face, American Red Cross! (Although we might have forgotten to register the trademark for a millennium or so).

Ladies and Gentlemen ... The Danish American Flag



https://www.chef-in-training.com/blo...-Dessert-2.jpg

Organically glazed by yours truly.

364 days until Independence Day!

You're like a teenage girl forced to go to dinner with the family. Just keep your mouth shut and look pretty so the waiter will refill my beer while he's trying to look down your shirt.

And undo another button while you're at it. Maybe the meal will be on the house.

Shut up, you ****ing pedophile.

**** off. I'm not into feet.

Wh...wha....huh?

The teenage girl part: yeah. Going to dinner with your family: no. It's too bourgeoisie.

The Bible says if she’s got big titties it’s ok to **** her.

And I agree. Age is just a number.

Thanks. Not everyone gets my quirky humour.

This song seems tailor-made for Batlord. I wonder how many times he heard "Somebody get me a cheeseburger."

Living in the U.S.A.

Well, if this doesn't get the thread closed, nothing will :D

Sorry, Plank. I don't think anybody can top Roseanne

Not trying to top anything, I just like the tune... and Jim. He's cool.

Not without a ladder, anyway.

Nice TH. Nice.

It's 12:21 AM EST.


Happy Birthday, America.

Happy 4th everyone!!!!!!!!