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The Batlord 07-04-2018 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1970260)
I remember that time. Calley was one political hot potato.

As I understand it the "silent majority" got up in arms about trying a soldier for "doing his job" and so he got off the hook for personally killing more unarmed people than most serial killers.

rubber soul 07-04-2018 03:05 PM

Basically, yeah. You had the Nixon supporters crying foul and the college kids going ballistic wanting his head. It was weird for a nine year old kid. The Vietnam War was on the news every night. I thought war was totally normal.

The Batlord 07-04-2018 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1970266)
Basically, yeah. You had the Nixon supporters crying foul and the college kids going ballistic wanting his head. It was weird for a nine year old kid. The Vietnam War was on the news every night. I thought war was totally normal.

Bro I don't know what to tell you but I grew up with the first Gulf War, Kosovo, and then into Afghanistan and Iraq, and now I'm wondering which brown country we're going to shoot up next. I have to wonder if the US doesn't sometimes go to war just so people won't get used to peace for when the military industrial complex really needs to blow something up.

The Batlord 07-04-2018 03:11 PM

Declaring this MB's Official 4th of July Tune.


Frownland 07-04-2018 03:14 PM

Downvote


Trollheart 07-04-2018 03:15 PM

Jimi did it better.

The Batlord 07-04-2018 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1970274)
Downvote


This is America, your vote doesn't count.

rubber soul 07-04-2018 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1970270)
seems weirder that we can be at war now and it's not on the news every night

Yeah, it's kind of sad. There was a time when news outfits could get in the trenches, We actually saw the horrors of war on TV and not some pep rally on some guy's "Bloommobile" in Iraq. Vietnam was enough to make me basically a pacifist.

The Batlord 07-04-2018 03:24 PM

I honestly have trouble keeping up with who we're at war with anymore. I just checked and 7 countries? I guess airstrikes are only kinda sorta war for the airstrikers but Jesus. I want to move to Canada just to keep things simple.

Trollheart 07-04-2018 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1970277)
Yeah, it's kind of sad. There was a time when news outfits could get in the trenches, We actually saw the horrors of war on TV and not some pep rally on some guy's "Bloommobile" in Iraq. Vietnam was enough to make me basically a pacifist.

Not wanting to get killed was enough to make me a pacifist!

Frownland 07-04-2018 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1970286)
I honestly have trouble keeping up with who we're at war with anymore. I just checked and 7 countries? I guess airstrikes are only kinda sorta war for the airstrikers but Jesus. I want to move to Canada just to keep things simple.

Military presence in 150 countries total.

The Batlord 07-04-2018 03:43 PM

Do you think they'd mind if I graffitied a dick on one of the aircraft carriers at the local naval base?

Cuthbert 07-04-2018 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1970292)
Military presence in 150 countries total.

USA :cool:

The Batlord 07-04-2018 04:00 PM

How my countrymen can accept as normal that our country has military bases in sovereign nations is beyond me. I doubt they'd be cool if they had German army bases as neighbors.

Lisnaholic 07-04-2018 04:16 PM

A quick 4th of July Congratulations to all our American members before I go back to work.

Obviously declaring yourselves independent from Britain was a huge mistake which I'm sure you all bitterly regret. If only you had paid those taxes to King George, you could still be part of the United Kingdom. Imagine - you'd have red double-decker buses rolling through your towns on the correct side of the road! Still, to America's credit, you have somehow muddled through since 1776 and made the best of a bad job. Well done!

The Batlord 07-04-2018 04:18 PM

Get the **** out of my America hating thread, *******!

Neapolitan 07-04-2018 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1970318)
A quick 4th of July Congratulations to all our American members before I go back to work.

Obviously declaring yourselves independent from Britain was a huge mistake which I'm sure you all bitterly regret. If only you had paid those taxes to King George, you could still be part of the United Kingdom. Imagine - you'd have red double-decker buses rolling through your towns on the correct side of the road! Still, to America's credit, you have somehow muddled through since 1776 and made the best of a bad job. Well done!

I guess as an analogy it was more like a child moving out of his parents home, than the two countries having a bitter divorce. Canada is like the child living in his parents basement.

The Batlord 07-04-2018 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1970322)
I guess as an analogy it was more like a child moving out of his parents home, than the two countries having a bitter divorce.

I think the Revolutionary War is more akin to a divorce than going off to college.

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Canada is like the child living in his parents basement.
Attic.

OccultHawk 07-04-2018 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1970332)
I think the Revolutionary War is more akin to a divorce than going off to college.



Attic.


The American Revolution was the divorce but the War of 1812 was the murder!

Trollheart 07-04-2018 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1970292)
Military presence in 150 countries total.

Might be easier to list the countries America isn't at war with.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1970334)
The American Revolution was the divorce but the War of 1812 was the murder!


And WWII was the awkward makeup sex when you get back together but aren't really sure if you're going to stay together.

WWWP 07-04-2018 04:55 PM

I'm shampooing my carpets today **** YEAH!!!!!

Trollheart 07-04-2018 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1970337)
I'm shampooing my carpets today **** YEAH!!!!!

Hmm. Most people shampoo their hair, but you do you. :D

OccultHawk 07-04-2018 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970335)
Might be easier to list the countries America isn't at war with.




And WWII was the awkward makeup sex when you get back together but aren't really sure if you're going to stay together.

WWI was when we came in because the crazy deutsch sprechers were ****ing England’s corpse.

WWII was when we brought England back to life and made our mommy our bitch.

Forever you ****ing lapdogs.

Trollheart 07-04-2018 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1970342)
WWI was when we came in because the crazy deutsch sprechers were ****ing England’s corpse.

WWII was when we brought England back to life and made our mommy our bitch.

Forever you ****ing lapdogs.

And Vietnam was her other guy kicking your ass. :D

Frownland 07-04-2018 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970335)
Might be easier to list the countries America isn't at war with.

It's not war, it's protection.

https://i.imgur.com/PfFuLHw.png

OccultHawk 07-04-2018 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1970337)
I'm shampooing my carpets today **** YEAH!!!!!

Pubic lice huh?

Elph not looking so sweet now, is he?

OccultHawk 07-04-2018 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970343)
And Vietnam was her other guy kicking your ass. :D

That little yellow bastard was sneaky af

The Batlord 07-04-2018 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1970334)
The American Revolution was the divorce but the War of 1812 was the murder!

1812 was the trailer park domestic disturbance after America found out their ex-wife's new husband was wearing their Skynyrd shirt.

OccultHawk 07-04-2018 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1970348)
1812 was the trailer park domestic disturbance after America found out their ex-wife's new husband was wearing their Skynyrd shirt.

You should teach history. That like really catches the essence I couldn’t find.

WWWP 07-04-2018 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970340)
Hmm. Most people shampoo their hair, but you do you. :D

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1970346)
Pubic lice huh?

Elph not looking so sweet now, is he?

This is such an old man joke my god

OccultHawk 07-04-2018 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1970354)
This is such an old man joke my god

If you had to choose would you **** me or trolls?

The Batlord 07-04-2018 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1970351)
You should teach history. That like really catches the essence I couldn’t find.

I thought about teaching for a while until I laughed and realized I hated children of all ages. I'd give any kid an F I thought would have called me gay in high school.

Trollheart 07-04-2018 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1970354)
This is such an old man joke my god

Well we are old men. What do you want from us?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/R1ywWBlPPYY/hqdefault.jpg
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1970358)
I thought about teaching for a while until I laughed and realized I hated children of all ages. I'd give any kid an F I thought would have called me gay in high school.

You sound like just the sort of guy the schools are looking for. I believe Harlem is a good area .... :D

WWWP 07-04-2018 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1970357)
If you had to choose would you **** me or trolls?

absolutely not

Goofle 07-04-2018 05:25 PM

America is still gay af.

The Batlord 07-04-2018 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1970365)
absolutely not

See this is why I mock your looks. I know as a bubbleheaded woman you will be unable to resist my bad guy routine and have no recourse but to PM be pics of your vagina.

Trollheart 07-04-2018 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1970357)
If you had to choose would you **** me or trolls?

This is an unfair question. She hasn't seen a picture of me, so no matter how repelled she is by the idea, it wouldn't be enough until she saw me.

WWWP 07-04-2018 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1970373)
See this is why I mock your looks. I know as a bubbleheaded woman you will be unable to resist my bad guy routine and have no recourse but to PM be pics of your vagina.

You know I love the players and you love the game

The Batlord 07-04-2018 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1970379)
You know I love the players and you love the game

I have a new game for you, sweet cheeks.

Spoiler for Don't open till Sexmas:

WWWP 07-04-2018 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1970385)
I have a new game for you, sweet cheeks.

Spoiler for Don't open till Sexmas:

But my strength is in my pit hair.


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