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Old 07-04-2015, 11:22 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Our founding fathers started the hellfire club.....where they would get drunk and **** sheep
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Old 07-04-2015, 11:56 AM   #32 (permalink)
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our founding fathers started the hellfire club.....where they would get drunk and **** their prettiest slaves.
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Old 07-04-2015, 12:58 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Grats. Now get a welfare state before firework injuries make you all poor and homeless or something.
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Old 07-04-2015, 12:58 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I'm going to stay inside and mourn Joey Chestnutts loss in the hot dog eating contest . He lost to a skinny Asian kid named Megatoad. What? Megatoad was born in San Jose? USA! USA!
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Old 07-04-2015, 03:45 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Happy America Day bros x
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Old 07-04-2015, 03:51 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I was going to give a homeless guy a beer today, but given that it's America's birthday, I sold it to him for everything he had.
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Old 07-04-2015, 03:59 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I was going to give a homeless guy a beer today, but given that it's America's birthday, I sold it to him for everything he had.
Communism averted.
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Old 07-04-2015, 04:09 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Here are some American things that I like.





















USA! USA!
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Old 07-04-2015, 04:30 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I'm going to stay inside and mourn Joey Chestnutts loss in the hot dog eating contest . He lost to a skinny Asian kid named Megatoad. What? Megatoad was born in San Jose? USA! USA!
Megatoad is insane. I've watched some of his youtube videos, that kid can eat.

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Old 07-04-2015, 04:37 PM   #40 (permalink)
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When I saw the OP I was worried Batty might overdo it. Thank god he showed some restraint!
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