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Old 07-04-2018, 06:42 PM   #201 (permalink)
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But my strength is in my pit hair.
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Old 07-04-2018, 06:47 PM   #202 (permalink)
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But my strength is in my pit hair.
I wasn't talking about your pit hair, wench. Braid that ****.
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Old 07-04-2018, 08:57 PM   #203 (permalink)
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the US and Canada seem similar in having 3-6 places worth bragging about and then so much goddamn flyover
This is just plain silly.

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Canada is like the child living in his parents basement.
*bites lip. hard.*
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Old 07-05-2018, 12:08 AM   #204 (permalink)
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This is just plain silly.



*bites lip. hard.*
I am not sure what you mean by "*bites lip. hard.*" Do you feel flirtatious or are you anxious about something? Are you trying to refrain from laughter, or are you trying to stop yourself from speaking your mind?
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Old 07-05-2018, 06:16 AM   #205 (permalink)
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Slightly OT but re wars etc: The French Revolution was France going "Yo bitch! I'm tired of working to make you rich and I get nothing in return. **** you!" while the Napoleonic Wars was "How'd living on your own go, bitch? Not so good huh? Look at all the head () you had to give. Now go make me a sandwich before I beat yo ass!"
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Old 07-05-2018, 06:21 AM   #206 (permalink)
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Slightly OT but re wars etc: The French Revolution was France going "Yo bitch! I'm tired of working to make you rich and I get nothing in return. **** you!" while the Napoleonic Wars was "How'd living on your own go, bitch? Not so good huh? Look at all the head () you had to give. Now go make me a sandwich before I beat yo ass!"
I feel like a Mindfulness jpeg on the second part.

Of course the rebels of the French Revolution were the original Bolsheviks.
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Old 07-05-2018, 07:17 AM   #207 (permalink)
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I guess as an analogy it was more like a child moving out of his parents home, than the two countries having a bitter divorce. Canada is like the child living in his parents basement.
^ HaHa ! That's clever!

I can't keep up with the political sophistication of all these war metaphors, but I'm surprised no-one has posted this song yet, tailor-made for Batlord's OP:-

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Old 07-05-2018, 10:52 AM   #208 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2018, 11:38 AM   #209 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2018, 12:28 PM   #210 (permalink)
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