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WWWP 07-04-2018 04:55 PM
I'm shampooing my carpets today **** YEAH!!!!!

Trollheart 07-04-2018 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1970337)
I'm shampooing my carpets today **** YEAH!!!!!
Hmm. Most people shampoo their hair, but you do you. :D

OccultHawk 07-04-2018 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970335)
Might be easier to list the countries America isn't at war with.




And WWII was the awkward makeup sex when you get back together but aren't really sure if you're going to stay together.
WWI was when we came in because the crazy deutsch sprechers were ****ing England’s corpse.

WWII was when we brought England back to life and made our mommy our bitch.

Forever you ****ing lapdogs.

Trollheart 07-04-2018 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1970342)
WWI was when we came in because the crazy deutsch sprechers were ****ing England’s corpse.

WWII was when we brought England back to life and made our mommy our bitch.

Forever you ****ing lapdogs.
And Vietnam was her other guy kicking your ass. :D

Frownland 07-04-2018 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970335)
Might be easier to list the countries America isn't at war with.
It's not war, it's protection.

https://i.imgur.com/PfFuLHw.png

OccultHawk 07-04-2018 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1970337)
I'm shampooing my carpets today **** YEAH!!!!!
Pubic lice huh?

Elph not looking so sweet now, is he?

OccultHawk 07-04-2018 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970343)
And Vietnam was her other guy kicking your ass. :D
That little yellow bastard was sneaky af

The Batlord 07-04-2018 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1970334)
The American Revolution was the divorce but the War of 1812 was the murder!
1812 was the trailer park domestic disturbance after America found out their ex-wife's new husband was wearing their Skynyrd shirt.

OccultHawk 07-04-2018 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1970348)
1812 was the trailer park domestic disturbance after America found out their ex-wife's new husband was wearing their Skynyrd shirt.
You should teach history. That like really catches the essence I couldn’t find.

WWWP 07-04-2018 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970340)
Hmm. Most people shampoo their hair, but you do you. :D
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1970346)
Pubic lice huh?

Elph not looking so sweet now, is he?
This is such an old man joke my god


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