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Old 07-04-2018, 10:10 AM   #111 (permalink)
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Being frustrated is no reason to fire off guns into the air and it's probably a bad idea as well to fill the air with clouds of flying splinters.
To say nothing of the odd bird that may get hit.
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Old 07-04-2018, 10:13 AM   #112 (permalink)
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In the future, fireworks will be replaced by vapers with jetpacks shooting lasers.
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Old 07-04-2018, 10:13 AM   #113 (permalink)
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In the future, fireworks will be replaced by vapers with jetpacks sholting lasers.
I sure hope so
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Old 07-04-2018, 10:13 AM   #114 (permalink)
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To say nothing of the odd bird that may get hit.
I'm pretty sure OH is in Florida right now but I don't know that for a fact tbf.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-04-2018, 10:26 AM   #115 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure OH is in Florida right now but I don't know that for a fact tbf.
He is an odd bird, this is true.
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Old 07-04-2018, 11:15 AM   #116 (permalink)
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4th of July list of cool **** America gave the world

The Blues
Jazz
Rock’n’roll
Hip hop
Punk (Ramones bitches)
Film
TV
Airplanes
Moon rocks (only on the moon)
Atomic Bombs (first to test and USE bitches)
The Lightbulb
The telephone
The Internet
The Super Bowl
The World Series
Bourbon (it’s better than Scotch)
Fast Food
Rich black people
The basketball dunk
Coca-Cola
The Bong
100 dollar bills
Indians
The Wooly Mammoth

We’re the largest richest most powerful empire EVA

So suck our dicks

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Old 07-04-2018, 11:20 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Not to mention with the advent of modern journalism and TV we've been able to look more critically at our actions as an empire and put forth a front of respect for the dignity of our fellow humans that allows us an unprecedented moral superiority with which to disparage our imperialist forebears and detractors alike. We're your Friendly Neighborhood Oppressors!
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Old 07-04-2018, 11:23 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Not to mention with the advent of modern journalism and TV we've been able to look more critically at our actions as an empire and put forth a front of respect for the dignity of our fellow humans that allows us an unprecedented moral superiority with which to disparage our imperialist forebears and detractors alike. We're your Friendly Neighborhood Oppressors!
This is a mouthful.
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Happy America Day to our American forumistas.

Enjoy it guys.
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Old 07-04-2018, 11:27 AM   #120 (permalink)
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4th of July list of cool **** America gave the world

The Blues
Jazz
Rock’n’roll
Hip hop
Punk (Ramones bitches)
Film
TV
Airplanes
Moon rocks (only on the moon)
Atomic Bombs (first to test and USE bitches)
The Lightbulb
The telephone
The Internet
The Super Bowl
The World Series
Bourbon (it’s better than Scotch)
Fast Food
Rich black people
The basketball dunk
Coca-Cola
The Bong
100 dollar bills
Indians
The Wooly Mammoth

We’re the largest richest most powerful empire EVA

So suck our dicks
Bolded 1: Scottish
Bolded 2: English
Bolded 3 and 4: Only Americans care about these
Bolded 5: Huh?

Also, that girl has a dick in her ass? Cool.
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