The Grumpy Old Man (or Woman) Thread

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

She may be hot but after watching that, she's thick as ****. Would pork but would not marry.

Dude, you get offended at potato famine jokes over a century and a half after the fact, so perhaps you should take a step back and ask yourself if you're being a little too thin-skinned when you get offended by a joke about old people.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dude, you get offended at potato famine jokes over a century and a half after the fact, so perhaps you should take a step back and ask yourself if you're being a little too thin-skinned when you get offended by a joke about old people.

****'s sake, I'm not offended! I just think if she did something like that, and can't even explain WHY she did it, with kids in the audience, well it doesn't speak very well of her intelligence does it?

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

****'s sake, I'm not offended! I just think if she did something like that, and can't even explain WHY she did it, with kids in the audience, well it doesn't speak very well of her intelligence does it?

Dude, if you put me in front of a mic with children in the audience, and a high likelihood of no repercussions, you might not like the result. If she's the same way, I would marry her.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

****'s sake, I'm not offended! I just think if she did something like that, and can't even explain WHY she did it, with kids in the audience, well it doesn't speak very well of her intelligence does it?

Are you serious or are you just sticking to the OP?

If we started judging people's intelligence based off of the ****ty jokes they make, well, I don't know how to tell you this Trollheart but...

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Are you serious or are you just sticking to the OP?

If we started judging people's intelligence based off of the ****ty jokes they make, well, I don't know how to tell you this Trollheart but...

... you're ****ing stupid.

See, I knew how to break it to him. I'm all diplomatic and ****.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

... you're ****ing stupid.

See, I knew how to break it to him. I'm all diplomatic and ****.

See I make a lot of ****ty jokes too so I couldn't figure out how to tell him.

[Trollheart]

Okay, let's recap.

Exhibit A: She says "**** old people, I'm gonna live forever!" Nothing especially wrong with that, just a joke, sure, no problem.

Exhibit B: When reminded she has said she looks forward to being old, she admits this and then goes on a rambling description of why when she was younger she thought old people were cool.

Exhibit C: She is reminded there were kids in the audience when she used the expletives. She looks sheepish.

Exhibit D: She doesn't know why she said what she said, as she has now contradicted herself.

Yeah. Really ****ing intelligent!

Look, you guys do what you like, fap at her altar, idgaf. I don't know her, this is the first I've even heard of her. All I'm saying is that what she said does not leave me with a good first impression of her.

Oh, and it's my opinion, I'm allowed that.

Now go back to telling each other how great she is. Doesn't bother me, as neither should my low opinion of her bother you. Not sure why it does.