The Grumpy Old Man (or Woman) Thread

**Frownland** · 06-24-2015, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

... you're ****ing stupid.

See, I knew how to break it to him. I'm all diplomatic and ****.

See I make a lot of ****ty jokes too so I couldn't figure out how to tell him.

Trollheart · 06-24-2015, 06:14 PM

Okay, let's recap.

Exhibit A: She says "**** old people, I'm gonna live forever!" Nothing especially wrong with that, just a joke, sure, no problem.

Exhibit B: When reminded she has said she looks forward to being old, she admits this and then goes on a rambling description of why when she was younger she thought old people were cool.

Exhibit C: She is reminded there were kids in the audience when she used the expletives. She looks sheepish.

Exhibit D: She doesn't know why she said what she said, as she has now contradicted herself.

Yeah. Really ****ing intelligent!

Look, you guys do what you like, fap at her altar, idgaf. I don't know her, this is the first I've even heard of her. All I'm saying is that what she said does not leave me with a good first impression of her.

Oh, and it's my opinion, I'm allowed that.

Now go back to telling each other how great she is. Doesn't bother me, as neither should my low opinion of her bother you. Not sure why it does.

**Frownland** · 06-24-2015, 06:18 PM

Is this parody for the sake of the thread or are you for real on this one?

The Batlord · 06-24-2015, 06:22 PM

I don't think she was really sheepish, I think she was just being goofy. She just slagged off old people in a speech, cause why the **** not, and then slagged them off in a backhanded kind of way in the interview when she was talking about looking forward to being old.

Do I not constantly make jackass comments about just about anything and everybody, regardless of whether or not I mean them? That's all she's doing.

Trollheart · 06-24-2015, 06:26 PM

Yeah maybe, but I know you. I don't know her. Maybe I just caught her at a bad time.

Anyway, like I say, I don't care. I'm not going to fight about it or get into a big argument. Too busy being awesome.

And as to Frown's question, I'm serious. You wanna fight about it?

Chula Vista · 06-24-2015, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I don't know her.

This is all you needed to say.

Trollheart · 06-25-2015, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

This is all you needed to say.

Actually, no: this is all I needed to say:
Anyway, like I say, I don't care.

So we'll leave it at that.

The Batlord · 06-25-2015, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Actually, no: this is all I needed to say:
Anyway, like I say, I don't care.

So we'll leave it at that.

Why so touchy? Maybe you should calm down by watching Office Space?

Chula Vista · 06-25-2015, 11:24 AM

Or Safety Not Guaranteed.

The Batlord · 06-25-2015, 02:43 PM

Or Parks and Rec. Nah, seriously though, Parks and Rec sucks (mostly because of Amy Poehler and Aziz Ansari). Aubrey's character and Ron Swanson are the only things that save that show from complete mediocrity.

06-24-2015, 06:14 PM	#62 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Okay, let's recap. Exhibit A: She says "** old people, I'm gonna live forever!" Nothing especially wrong with that, just a joke, sure, no problem. Exhibit B: When reminded she has said she looks forward to being old, she admits this and then goes on a rambling description of why when she was younger she thought old people were cool. Exhibit C: She is reminded there were kids in the audience when she used the expletives. She looks sheepish. Exhibit D: She doesn't know why she said what she said, as she has now contradicted herself. Yeah. Really *ing intelligent! Look, you guys do what you like, fap at her altar, idgaf. I don't know her, this is the first I've even heard of her. All I'm saying is that what she said does not leave me with a good first impression of her. Oh, and it's my opinion, I'm allowed that. Now go back to telling each other how great she is. Doesn't bother me, as neither should my low opinion of her bother you. Not sure why it does. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

06-24-2015, 06:18 PM	#63 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Is this parody for the sake of the thread or are you for real on this one? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-24-2015, 06:26 PM	#65 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Yeah maybe, but I know you. I don't know her. Maybe I just caught her at a bad time. Anyway, like I say, I don't care. I'm not going to fight about it or get into a big argument. Too busy being awesome. And as to Frown's question, I'm serious. You wanna fight about it? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

06-25-2015, 11:24 AM	#69 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Or Safety Not Guaranteed. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”