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Old 06-24-2015, 02:32 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Too bad it was ass.
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shes my future wife
I adore her to death. She seems like she'd be the best hang ever.
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Old 06-24-2015, 02:56 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I met a girl on a plane recently from Frankfurt who looked and acted exactly like her. she was rad as hell. best 10 hour plane ride I can think of
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Old 06-24-2015, 02:58 PM   #53 (permalink)
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She may be hot but after watching that, she's thick as ****. Would pork but would not marry.
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Old 06-24-2015, 03:14 PM   #54 (permalink)
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She may be hot but after watching that, she's thick as ****.
Dude, it's her schtick. Go take a nap for cripes sake.
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Old 06-24-2015, 03:24 PM   #55 (permalink)
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She may be hot but after watching that, she's thick as ****. Would pork but would not marry.
nah man shes the coolest don't objectify her
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Old 06-24-2015, 04:16 PM   #56 (permalink)
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She may be hot but after watching that, she's thick as ****. Would pork but would not marry.
Dude, you get offended at potato famine jokes over a century and a half after the fact, so perhaps you should take a step back and ask yourself if you're being a little too thin-skinned when you get offended by a joke about old people.
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Dude, you get offended at potato famine jokes over a century and a half after the fact, so perhaps you should take a step back and ask yourself if you're being a little too thin-skinned when you get offended by a joke about old people.
****'s sake, I'm not offended! I just think if she did something like that, and can't even explain WHY she did it, with kids in the audience, well it doesn't speak very well of her intelligence does it?
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****'s sake, I'm not offended! I just think if she did something like that, and can't even explain WHY she did it, with kids in the audience, well it doesn't speak very well of her intelligence does it?
Dude, if you put me in front of a mic with children in the audience, and a high likelihood of no repercussions, you might not like the result. If she's the same way, I would marry her.
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****'s sake, I'm not offended! I just think if she did something like that, and can't even explain WHY she did it, with kids in the audience, well it doesn't speak very well of her intelligence does it?
Are you serious or are you just sticking to the OP?

If we started judging people's intelligence based off of the ****ty jokes they make, well, I don't know how to tell you this Trollheart but...
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Old 06-24-2015, 04:53 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Are you serious or are you just sticking to the OP?

If we started judging people's intelligence based off of the ****ty jokes they make, well, I don't know how to tell you this Trollheart but...
... you're ****ing stupid.

See, I knew how to break it to him. I'm all diplomatic and ****.
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