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Old 06-21-2015, 10:28 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Yet you say it was "your people" that seceded. Hmmm.
And it was a bunch of hillbillies that wanted to stay with your folk who broke away and became West Virginia. It was the ol' timey suit wearin', mint julip sippin' Virginians who decided to secede. If some cousin-lovin' trash came along for the ride, well then what can you do?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-21-2015, 10:41 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Didn't you once try to tell me how "metropolitan" and not-really-the-south Virginia is?
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And it was a bunch of hillbillies that wanted to stay with your folk who broke away and became West Virginia. It was the ol' timey suit wearin', mint julip sippin' Virginians who decided to secede. If some cousin-lovin' trash came along for the ride, well then what can you do?
So are you saying Virginia is really southern or isn't really southern?
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Old 06-21-2015, 11:14 PM   #73 (permalink)
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So are you saying Virginia is really southern or isn't really southern?
Yankees just don't understand. Living in a house with a dirt floor isn't what makes a Southerner. It's their sexy accent, propensity for magnificent facial hair, and general superiority to Northerners*.

*Chewing tobacco used to be another sign, but not so much these days.
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Old 06-22-2015, 03:55 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Yankees just don't understand. Living in a house with a dirt floor isn't what makes a Southerner. It's their sexy accent, propensity for magnificent facial hair, and general superiority to Northerners*.

*Chewing tobacco used to be another sign, but not so much these days.
I still do chew some tobacco every now and again. And you forgot our Southern charm and hospitality.
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Old 06-22-2015, 06:34 AM   #75 (permalink)
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I still do chew some tobacco every now and again. And you forgot our Southern charm and hospitality.
Us northerners call that Racism.
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Old 06-22-2015, 09:51 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Us northerners call that Racism.
Hey, who do you think makes your lemonade while we sit on my giant, greek-columned front porch?
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Hey, who do you think makes your lemonade while we sit on my giant, greek-columned front porch?
Since AMVs are trending...

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Old 06-22-2015, 12:47 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Hey, who do you think makes your lemonade while we sit on my giant, greek-columned front porch?
That is probably the biggest difference between the North and the South. The North is more DIY. If a Northerner wanted lemonade they have to go a store, buy lemons, take them home, juice the lemons, add the water, sugar and ice cube & stir it together all by themselves. If a Southerner lemonade they have a man servant pick the lemons, have the cook squeezed the lemons etc and a maid to serve it to them all while they sit on the porch complaining about everything under the sun and how "hawt it is" and the wee doggies barking in the background.
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Since AMVs are trending...
Alright, that's pretty hilarious, but what does it have to do with anything?
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The answer to your question.. Bitches.
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