Under The Influence
 

Things you can't do when your drunk...like walking down a corridor without bouncing off the walls or not being able to light a cigarette with a match...

When I'm drunk :-

- I Can't dance without thinking everyone's watching because I'm so good.
- I Can't go in a Take-Away joint and order just enough food.
- I Can't Skateboard.

Skateboarding Dezzy? At your age?? hehe.

thats good to know ahead of time, i took a pretty bad fall one time while trying to skate home from a party. Ended up fracturing my skull and damaging the nerves in one of my ears. Spent 2 weeks in the ICU. My brain shifted and was swelling, putting pressure on my skull.

Remember kiddies, wear your helmets!! and numerous 40oz of Old English are not your friend while skating.

i cant focus on an object without it spinning. not a particularly pleasant experience

No way, I love that feeling..

I cant dance well drunk. But fer some reason, I always find myself dancing...

you love it? whoa one look at a halogen lightbulb while suffering from the spins and id be spewing a buckletload.

Hah thatll teach ya... Im very rarely sick from alcohol. Fer some reason, I just dont spew it up often...

me and halogen lightbulbs dont go well. im fine unless i make eye contact with one of the ****ers.

dumbass

feel pity for ya 'bout the brain shifted thing, but hey thats another thin' ya can add a lil' more suspense to & say ya lived through