Imagine a war between CTC and Kraves...

CTC would win because everyone knows that Kraves are more delicious. Although, once CTC get a taste for cinnamon, will they go for anything else/

They say don't feed the bears, but I disagree with that. What if bears are evolving like the wolves are and in a couple of hundred years we'll have domesticated bears? That would be ****ing awesome to have a watchbear, shame on park systems for halting the evolution of bears.

Wolves are especially symbiotic with humans because they either are inherently scavengers or more likely evolved to become scavengers of human sites. They also have nuclear families that likely stem from observation and mimicry of human social hierarchy. Bears are a different story entirely and are more predators, and have no real relationship with humans.

In Soviet Russia we feed bears all the time.
Had bear as a kid.
You just pussies.

FT: whenever I see an anti smoking ad, it just makes me crave another cigarette.

I had someone give me a lecture after rudely coughing while walking past me smoking. He said those things will kill ya. Yep. That's the idea.

FT: People are narcissistic and boring. Misanthropy is the answer. Then, misanthropy isn't any less narcissistic or boring. Hmph.

^Misanthropy is where most of us boring narcissists reside.

Will it rain on the morrow? I wish for thunder and lightning. I wish for a storm to match my rage.

crabs....do they believe that fish are flying????